April 21, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 30
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 30:
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It's not easy being Wang's bitch, but at least you get to dress pretty.
April 19, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 29
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 29:
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Forget about Godzilla - in Thailand, cities are frequently attacked by giant electric lobsters. RARRRR!
April 15, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 28
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 28:
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Thai girls like to give their breasts cute, rhyming names.
April 13, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 27
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 27:
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Neo would've been a hell of a lot happier if he'd followed the black scorpion instead of the white rabbit.
April 11, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 26
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 26:
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In Thailand, they understand that a sailor has his priorities.
April 09, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 25
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 25:
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In Thailand, couples never fight about whether the toilet seat is up or down.
April 07, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 24
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 24:
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A couple monks trying to raise money for the local Wang Scout troop.
April 06, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 23
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 23:
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The Wangmobile
April 04, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 22
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 22:
Friends of Wang stay at the fabulous Porn Guest House.
April 02, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 21
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 21:
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Introducing: THE WANGETTES!
March 31, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 20
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 20:
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National pasttimes of Thailand include fire control and zebra hunting.
March 29, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 19
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 19:
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Good things DO come in threes.
March 28, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 18
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 18:
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Despite what they say on Trading Spaces, it IS possible to have too much brightly colored crap hanging in one room.
March 25, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 17
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 17:
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A few broken bottles set into the top of your concrete wall keeps the riff-raff out of your yard as effectively as barbed wire.
March 24, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 16
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 16:
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Lunch
March 22, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 15
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 15:
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Not only are Thai girls pretty, but - apparently - their asses are Irish.
Or so I assume from reading this one.
March 20, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 14
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 14:
After Dorothy left Oz, the Scarecrow got tired of the Cowardly Lion waving his stupid "COURAGE" medal around all the time. During a particularly bad mood, the Scarecrow had the Lion frozen in carbonite and sold the "statue" to Wang.
March 17, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 13
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 13:
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People the world over think that the Pink Panther is cool. Probably because he's always making a French guy look like an idiot.
Not that that's hard to do...
March 15, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 12
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 12:
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Foghorn Leghorn cuts loose when he parties in Pattaya.
NOTE TO T1G: Your blogsister Sally of Whimsy Capricious has been unable to comment here for some weird reason, but just wanted to let you know that she misses you and wishes you all the best.
Ain't she a sweetie?
Hard to believe she's MY blogdaughter, isn't it? :-)
March 14, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 11
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 11:
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Believe it or not, brothels aren't the ONLY places that are glad to see the US Navy hit port.
March 13, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 10
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 10:
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The only thing more disturbing than "squid on a stick" is contemplating the reason why it's served with a side order of toilet paper, as seen in the upper right of the picture.
March 11, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 9
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 9:
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So... when T1G claims he met his friend "Wang" at "Boys Town", he ain't talkin' about the one run by Father Flanagan.
March 10, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 8
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 8:
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In Thailand, the people are enslaved by cruel monkey overlords, and must surrender their barstools without argument lest they be horribly punished.
March 09, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 7
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 7:
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The most popular TV show in Thailand? "Queer Eye for the Straight Birdhouse".
March 07, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 6
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 6:
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Peter-Peter's wife is STILL being kept - very well - in Thailand.
March 06, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 5
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 5:
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These people take their tree-decorating seriously.
March 05, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 4
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 4:
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Life is always better when the beer you're drinking comes in huge-ass bottles.
March 03, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 3
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 3:
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Ok, 10,106 miles to Chicago, but still... ain't this freakin' cool?
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 2
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
LESSON 2:
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No matter where you go in this big, wide world, the response to "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" is universal.
March 01, 2005
Things I Learned While I Was on Liberty in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, and Really, Really Drunk - Part 1
(A Guest Post by Harvey of Bad Example)
Since T1G is technologically disabled, he asked both Straight White Eric and I if we could toss up a few little somethings to keep his site alive while he's down.
Eric's already done his part, so now it's my turn. After all, T1G *is* my beloved blogson.
So here's what I'm thinkin'... I figure one of these days I'm gonna meet T1G face-to-face, and - since we're both veterans - I'll be sharing some of my sea stories.
Which he won't believe, because, well, they're SEA STORIES.
But I've got pictures. And I'm going to dole them out a bit at a time until he comes back.
Now, some of these are a bit... spicy... so if anyone thinks they're inappropriate to the site, just holler and I'll put them behind a link instead of out in the open:
LESSON 1:
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"Batman" was not only a popular movie in America, it also has a popular following half-way around the globe.
Or at least half-way up this young lady's right thigh.
