July 18, 2007


They're back.

Each night this week, the gods have waged battle upon one another, o'er the valley known as Stillman. Their steeds' hooves pounding across the skies, the sparks and flashes of their axes and swords as they collide, and the torrents of tears and sweat raining down upon this humble town. Currently, we are under a flash flood warning, thanks to these bastards.

Why doth my kinfolk do battle? I'm beginning to think that it's over me and my doctor's blasphemy. Doc sayeth unto me, "One beer a day. Maybe two, but no more." I nearly smote the heretic right there and then. But he was merely doing his job. I s'pose that some of the gods are actually upset with me, for going along with what the ancient medicine man said. That in itself could be considered a form of heresy.

No beer = grrrrrr...

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 18, 2007 10:45 PM | TrackBack

It's harsh, but I kind of figured it was going to come down to that. Sorry, I'll pick up the pace for you.

Posted by: Contagion at July 19, 2007 06:25 AM

So if Contagion and I use modern technology and conference call you, while both of us are intoxicated out of our minds...will it make you feel better?

Between the coyote's howling at my house, and the squirrel eating brains in his driveway it should be a good time...

Posted by: BloodSpite at July 19, 2007 07:08 AM

You didn't tell them about the non-stop drinking carnival ride you've been on for the last week 1/2 did you?

Posted by: oddybobo at July 19, 2007 07:22 AM

Flash flood warnings? Flash flood warnings!? I've *GOT* to get out more. I had no idea.....

But those storms have been incredible. And I guess, from what you say, we have you to thank.

So thanks. I'm always in for a good show. No matter what the reason. :-)

Posted by: Tammi at July 19, 2007 07:29 AM

OMG. A brewery or two is going to go right down the tubes because of this!

Posted by: Omnibus Driver at July 19, 2007 09:17 AM

I'm here to tell ya. That O'Douls is a tasty brew. Sharp's is even better!

Posted by: Jerry at July 19, 2007 06:06 PM

Wow...I'd like to say I'll help you out with beer drinking, but I'd probably just pass out first.

Posted by: ktreva at July 19, 2007 07:07 PM

So, how do you feel about vodka?? Or do we just need to invest in bigger mugs?? Can you save your beers up?

Posted by: Richmond at July 19, 2007 09:41 PM

Whiskey & butter cures everything.
That's what my grandma told me, so it has to be true.

Posted by: Maeve at July 20, 2007 07:43 AM

a new hobby is in order...maybe knitting

Heck you could have a garage sale, with all of the stuff you are sorting, what would the folks in town think of you sorting through your stuff...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 20, 2007 05:15 PM