January 06, 2007

A Tip

Sooo... you're sitting there in the restaurant, and a cute little girl at the table next to you takes off, ignoring the adults with her. "Sit down and eat," "get back here, and leave them alone!" She comes over to your table, gives you a smile and a shake of her pony tail, and leans on your table.

"Get back here, and leave them alone!!!"

You look at the adults, and say, "Oh, she's alright. She's a cutie... how old is she?"

Do you realize how close to death you are? Do. Not. Ever. Do. That.

My cousin's kid about got someone wiped out tonight...

Posted by That 1 Guy at January 6, 2007 10:14 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: oddybobo at January 6, 2007 11:36 PM


I could definitely see how that'd be a deathwish.

Posted by: Erica at January 7, 2007 10:46 AM

Now, initially, I was gonna agree with you...

But then I thought, if that was MY kid, and the people at the next table said that it's okay for my kid to be cute all over their table, I'd probably shrug and reply, "Fine. You like him so much, you keep him."

Then I'd enjoy my own meal in peace. :D

Posted by: Roses at January 7, 2007 02:12 PM

Oh good grief! This reminds me of WxMan's cousin at my wedding. She was adorable, blonde, friendly, sweetly *hot* AND FIFTEEN!!!

I have no idea how many of my guy friends and WxMan's I warned off that night... But it was many.

Especially after the tequilla started to flow. Good Lord... So much potential for death, in such a small place.

Posted by: Richmond at January 7, 2007 05:26 PM

Now, just because I write about Lolitas doesn't mean I like to do them!! But yes, I have seen that situation before, different scenario.

Posted by: ralphd00d at January 8, 2007 12:59 PM

Just keep the shovel close.


Posted by: Yabu at January 8, 2007 09:21 PM

On the razor's edge to be sure.

Posted by: jimmyb at January 11, 2007 08:51 PM