November 12, 2006

My Celebrity Match

Via Contagion, I found this very important piece of info: Who's your celebrity match?

I was astounded, as I usually am. Believe it or not, Jennifer Aniston and I are only a 57% match, and Salma Hayek and I are only slightly better, at 60%. WTF??? Something is not right. Elizabeth Hurley is an 83%. Okay... that will work. But you know who they said would be my match? I'll give you the top three, at 93%.

Eva Longoria, Kajol, and Tara Reid. There are others rated at 93%, including Tina Turner, Suzanne Vega, and Mackenzie Phillips... as a matter of fact, if I did not put an age limit, Phillips was the number one match. I don't even have a clue who the hell she is! Anyway, the search was done for 10 years younger, and 5 years older. And these are who I got.

eva.jpgHmmmm... Eva Longoria. Who the hell is that? Heheheh... just kidding. I think I know who she be. ;) She's classified on the site as such (you'll have to check on the site to see what they all are):

Element: Wood
Outer Animal: Rabbit
Inner Animal: Rabbit

Beautiful, no doubt, but a little too skinny for me. Just a little. She do have some pretty nice curves for a skinny chick, though.

kajol.jpgThen we've got Kajol. Who??? I seriously hadn't a clue as to who she was, other than I thought that maybe she was for Bollywood... and I was right about that. But the cool thing is, her born name is Mukherjee. If that doesn't sound familiar, well, I don't blame you, but the name has appeared on this blog before... earlier this year. Only that was Rani Mukherjee... her cousin. Pretty damn good looking family...

Anyway, she's classified thusly:

Element: Wood
Outer Animal: Rabbit
Inner Animal: Goat

NiceTara.jpgThen there's Tara Reid. Not really partial to blonds, but I've got nothing against her. Nothing serious. Anyway, she's this:

Element: Wood
Outer Animal: Rabbit
Inner Animal: Pig

Heheheh... I'm not sure if they are saying that the Tara in this pic is the one for me, or if they're trying to tell me that the Tara in this picture is who I should be hooked up with.

Can't help but laugh about the inner animal crap. That's supposed to be who you really are, as opposed to your outer animal, which is the person you want others to see. Says Tara's a Pig... that's a little rough, ain't it?

I still can't believe Jen and I ain't 100%...

And this is the crap just needs to be blogged when you cain't sleep...

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 12, 2006 03:05 AM | TrackBack

McKenzie Phillips? Puhleeze! She is the druggy older sister off of One Day At A Time! (No, not the gorgeous brunette who married Eddie Van Halen, the older red-headed one that looked like she really lived the 60's) Or what, you're claiming not to be that old? HeeHee!!

Posted by: drc at November 12, 2006 09:30 AM

I could see you with Tara Reid. The two of you have a lot in common. You both like to drink, you both like to party, and you both like to wear bungi's on your head. :)

Posted by: Contagion at November 12, 2006 10:12 AM

I got Ice T as one of mine. I need to retake it to show you the rest, but I didn't know who in th hell they were. Ice T? Wha?!

Posted by: Bou at November 12, 2006 10:04 PM

OK, I retook it and know hardly any of these guys. In order at 93%, Ice T (lovely), David Blaine (Who?), Jools Holland (Who?), Jeff Timmons (Who?), Phil and Steve Mahre (I know them, but I got a tag team?!), Daniel Day Lewis (know him) and Vince Gill (know him too). And I'm a wood snake rooster. What in the heck???

Posted by: Bou at November 12, 2006 10:08 PM

I'm still ROTFL about Mackenzie Phillips. Hell, she's older than me. The match must be the two of you's passion for the guitar:

Am I invited to the wedding? Hehheheheh.

Posted by: Jerry at November 13, 2006 12:06 AM

Mine was pretty accurate if you take into account that I have always been real good at picking abusive men who are great at blowing money. I got Mike Tyson. A real winner.

Posted by: sticks at November 13, 2006 05:47 AM

The three pictured certainly managed to bring out my inner rabbit. And goat. And pig. And wood? Oh yeah, I got that now. Thanks.

Posted by: zonker at November 13, 2006 09:22 AM