October 12, 2006

Fred Finklestien

I've got a ton of crap going down, so posting for the next few days is going to be near non-existant. So I've decided to bring back "the game" for the few of you still coming here...

To entertain ourselves when we used to travel a lot, a friend and I used to come up with very strange stories following the formula found in Berenstains' B Book. We didn't stick to it totally, but tried to keep all nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and verbs starting with the same letter. A couple examples can be found here and here. Some of the letters work better than others, but I'm going to save my favorite for another time. Ah, hell. I'll do it now.

I'll kick it off, and feel free to follow in the comments. You don't need to use whole sentences... if you only can think of a word that fits, throw it in. No need to keep it clean. Repeat words are not a problem. Ready? Using the letter F or F sounds (ph):

"Filthy Fred Finklestien frantically phoned his friend, Phil..."

It's not a novel, so characters may come and go. Just have fun with it....

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 12, 2006 05:28 AM | TrackBack

"Phil! I've phoned because I've fallen."

Posted by: Ogre at October 12, 2006 07:32 AM

Fred fell for frozen flakes falling on the freeway. F*ckers.

Posted by: tammi at October 12, 2006 08:33 AM

Fred the philanderer. Forthe foxy foreigners found Fred freaky. Freds fourtieth wife, Flora, had fabulous frontage.

Posted by: Armywifetoddlermom at October 12, 2006 12:27 PM

Flora fought off Freddy's friend Fife for feeling Flora's fabulous frontage without Flora's favorite fiscal fix

Posted by: BloodSpite at October 12, 2006 12:34 PM

Phil felt Fred's feeling of Flora's "frontage" fantastically forward and foolish. "Phooey!", fumed Phil. "At last, Fred's felt frontage, and on a filly as fine as Flora! Fake, but full, and they are fabulous! Fred's finally a frontage fiend! Forget Fantasizing Forever! (Or for a few fortnights...)


Posted by: at October 12, 2006 03:49 PM

Flora feigned fulfillment with Fred's frantic, fumbling fingers fondling her fake fullness. Fantasizing fondly for her first fondler Fauntleroy's fiery "fifth limb", Flora flushed forelornly. "Fawning for Fauntleoy fifteen times a fortnight, Fred will think I'm a floozy!" felt Flora. "I MUST phone friend Fauna!!"

Posted by: at October 12, 2006 05:34 PM

Friendly Freda found Filthy Fred fleeing flying frisbees.

Posted by: drc at October 12, 2006 07:32 PM

Frank found Phil's fish more fascinating than Fred's feeling of Flora's "facade".

Posted by: vw bug at October 15, 2006 05:37 AM

Phil then decided it was time to f**king kill Fred Phelps because he was a fanatical, freakish, phucktard.

Posted by: jimmyb at October 15, 2006 08:36 PM

Fred found out about Phil. "Phucktard?", Fred fumed. Fred's fondness for Phil fizzled. Finishing a friendship by flinging "fragrant" frozen fish fillets at a fanatical freak? "Fondling forbidden female 'facades' fairs far better in finalizing un-fortunate friendships, and far more fun!" ;)


Posted by: at October 17, 2006 07:05 AM