November 30, 2005

Dimwit's Drivel

A lot of running around to be done today... so it's again time for a game. Yes, that one.

To entertain ourselves when we used to travel a lot, a friend and I used to come up with very strange stories following the formula found in Berenstains' B Book. We didn't stick to it totally, but tried to keep all nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and verbs starting with the same letter. Some of the letters work better than others, but I'm going to save my favorite for another time.

I'll kick it off, and feel free to follow in the comments. You don't need to use whole sentences... if you only can think of a word that fits, throw it in. No need to keep it clean. Repeat words are not a problem. Ready? Using the letter D:

Dirk, the dimwitted daredevil, drove his Dodge Dart under Derek's dumptruck.

Again, it's not a novel... characters may disappear and reappear at will. Just have fun with it!

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 30, 2005 04:50 AM
Comments

Damn.

Posted by: Tammi at November 30, 2005 06:43 AM

During a Damn Dark storm.

Posted by: Machelle at November 30, 2005 07:28 AM

...Derek's dumptruck, delivering doggie doo-doo, destroyed Dirk's Dodge Dart... "Damn!", Dirk demanded, "desctruction! defication! Drury Drive deserves traffic cops!"....

Posted by: Eric at November 30, 2005 07:41 AM

Dr. Dodd, dragging his dog Diogi, declared, "Delightful... I will deposit this dog doo around my dogwoods!"

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 30, 2005 09:18 AM

Dr. Dodd drops dis dog doo defiantly. Dresla, Dr. Dodds Daughter dresses Dr. Dodd's dog deftly.

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 30, 2005 09:58 AM

Dr. Dodd's dog, Dimwit, dodged the dark dirgible that dipped deeply. "Damn," declared the dirgible director, Don.

Posted by: Ogre at November 30, 2005 10:23 AM

Don daringly dodged the dogwoods, but dreadfully dashed his dirigible upon the dome of Dieter's domicile.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 30, 2005 10:42 AM

Damn! Dieter's domicile did dip as Don dashed down the drive.

Posted by: Oddybobo at November 30, 2005 10:50 AM

.. you guys rock...

Posted by: Eric at December 1, 2005 07:54 AM

That they do, Eric. That they do.

You guys don't know what a kick I get from this stuff.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 1, 2005 07:44 PM

Doo Dad I Duck at Dis Dame. Damn.

Posted by: Bou at December 1, 2005 11:17 PM

LOL! I really needed a good laugh and this was perfect. I agree - you guys are great!

Posted by: vw bug at December 2, 2005 07:20 AM