August 17, 2006

Hymn Be T1G

I woke up with one of the hymns from my childhood stuck in my head. I can't get rid of it, so I thought maybe if I shared, it would leave me alone.

All hail the power of Jeebus’ Name! Let bloggers prostrate fall;
Bring forth the royal keg of beer, and crown him Lord of all.
Bring forth the royal keg of beer, and crown him Lord of all.

Let highborn hotties tune the lyre, and as they tune it, fall
Before That 1 Guy Who they all want, Aniston most of all.
Before That 1 Guy Who they all want, my Salma most of all.

Oh buy him many pints of ale, a trip to Hooters take;
A tall Guinness for him to drink, hot shrimp upon his plate.
A tall Guinness for him to drink, hot shrimp upon his plate.

I might be a little bit off, but I think it's close to something like that...

Posted by That 1 Guy at August 17, 2006 08:00 AM | TrackBack
Comments

... Dude... seriously... start taking your meds again...

Posted by: Eric at August 17, 2006 06:47 AM

Did I mention Hell was warm . . .

Posted by: oddybobo at August 17, 2006 07:22 AM

Dude. You thought that sunburn you got a while back was bad?

Yeah - you're cruisin'. Pure and simple!

Posted by: Tammi at August 17, 2006 08:07 AM

ROTFLMAO

Posted by: vw bug at August 17, 2006 11:02 AM

Have I mentioned lately I'm really glad you're in Florida and I'm in Massachusetts... so when that big bolt strikes I won't be anywhere near. *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at August 17, 2006 12:04 PM

I think it's kind of catchy...

Posted by: Richmond at August 17, 2006 12:42 PM

Richmond - you are forcing me once again to say....STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!! For cryin' outloud! ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at August 17, 2006 12:52 PM

He'll only go to hell if he actually goes to church and sings it.... right?

You're only a few hours from me...how big do you think that lightening bolt will be?

Posted by: Sticks at August 17, 2006 03:49 PM

It would be better if you had the names of some hot chicks in the hymn... not those two sub-par fluffers.

Posted by: Contagion at August 17, 2006 04:46 PM