August 16, 2006

Getting Off

The other day, I read over at Tammi’s about how she gets off. I thought it a bit strange. Weird even. Drums?

So I thought I’d share what gets me off. A blast of cold water (hell, even a blast of hot water), stones, an edged weapon, or even a gun. But most times just a good solid push will do.

Of course, I’ll usually just get off if you ask nicely. Whatever it is I’m standing on…

What gets you off?

Posted by That 1 Guy at August 16, 2006 07:42 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Ha. Ha.

From the sounds of it you're gettin' clumsy enough that you're gettin' yourself off!

Oh, wait. I probably should have phrased that differently.....

Posted by: Tammi at August 16, 2006 08:15 AM

Ummm, spankings. ;)

Posted by: Oddybobo at August 16, 2006 10:12 AM

When by myself? a glass of wine and a vibrator will do nicely... oh wait... you can't stand on those things... uhhhh....

Posted by: vw bug at August 16, 2006 10:30 AM

easy, haven't you ever read my blog?

but the surprising thing is, i get off on you getting off. seriously, the gun thing, right on!! let's get stoned and go shooting!!

Posted by: shoe at August 16, 2006 11:11 AM

I feel confident when I say, "You really don't want me to answer that one... really... "

Posted by: RSM at August 16, 2006 11:18 AM

Tammi would love to be in my place right now. There are two WA600 Komatsu loaders running right by my window and they are THROBBING!

Posted by: Raging Mom at August 16, 2006 11:55 AM

I am seriously amazed by this...

really, and I promise I am ot easily shocked.

Drums?

People are much easier than I thought....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at August 16, 2006 12:53 PM

You know what makes drums better?

A Marine in uniform playing the drums!

Ahhhh....

Posted by: Sissy at August 16, 2006 05:56 PM