February 21, 2006


Make someone laugh, they tag you with a meme. Skillfully navigate someone else to a blogmeet, they tag you with a meme. Being a nice guy does nothing but get you into trouble...

1: Black and White or Color; how do you prefer your movies?

I like them both, but I l think that I like the B/W better. Those movies are from a time when actors and actresses could do it all... acting, dancing, singing. They also seemed to be capable of playing a greater variety of characters, and playing them well. Perhaps it's not really today's actors fault, but they seem to be locked into certain types of characters.

2: What is the one single subject that bores you to near-death?

Near-death experiences. Heheheh... not true. I don't really know. Maybe discussing the aesthetic qualities of drying paint...

3: MP3s, CDs, Tapes or Records: what is your favorite medium for prerecorded music?

CD's for sure, yo. Though I still have a few records lying around, I have no turntable. Tapes never seem to last very long, and I've never figured out what Military Police have to do with music. The Police, yes. Well, Yes, too.

4: You are handed one first class trip plane ticket to anywhere in the world and ten million dollars cash. All of this is yours provided that you leave and not tell anyone where you are going ... ever. This includes family, friends, everyone. Would you take the money and ticket and run?

Hell. Yeah. Not that I'm eager to get away from the family and those I know, but there are ways to get around the rules... especially when you've got ten mil. For instance, they say you can't tell anyone where you're going. NOT WHERE YOU ARE!

5: Seriously, what do you consider the world's most pressing issue now?

Since this is a serious question, and Teresa pretty much gave my answer, I'll leave hers: Making liberals understand we're at War with people who want to end our civilization. If we could make them understand that - many side issues would be much easier to resolve.

6: How would you rectify the world's most pressing issue?

Free beatings for morons! Of course, that wouldn't really rectify anything, but it would make me pretty damn happy.

7: You are given the chance to go back and change one thing in your life; what would that be?

I would have raised my hand to go to the bathroom sooner in Mrs. Snyder's 1st grade class...

8: You are given the chance to go back and change one event in world history, what would that be?

January 27, 1991: Buffalo kicker Scott Norwood makes a 47 yard field goal, with 4 seconds left, to beat the Giants in Super Bowl XXV, thus making me $750 richer. Bastard.

Seriously, I don't believe that you should mess with history. Well, until they come up with a way to time travel. Then I'm so there...

9: A night at the opera, or a night at the Grand Ole' Opry --Which do you choose?

Night In The Ruts... okay, okay... Grand Ole Opry. It'd be more fun than smackin' Betty Jo's bottom with a sackful of dead kittens...

10: What is the one great unsolved crime of all time you'd like to solve?

While it would be interesting to find out who John, Slasher of Whores, really was, I noticed that several have already said that. So I just want to know who stole my gottdamned stainless steel ratchet wrench.

11: One famous author can come to dinner with you. Who would that be, and what would you serve for the meal?

Hmmmm... Bloodspite said Louis L'Amour, Teresa said Churchill, both answers that would be high on my list. I'll just say Stephen King, and whatever the hell he wanted. As long as it's good food.

12: You discover that John Lennon was right, that there is no hell below us, and above us there is only sky -- what's the first immoral thing you might do to celebrate this fact?

Absofrickinlutely nothing... at least, not until I saw that the Laws of the Land had been repealed because of this revelation. Until then, I consider it a trick, and will not take those lives....

No tagging on this one. I've gotten it too late. And besides, I'm a nice guy.

Posted by That 1 Guy at February 21, 2006 06:41 PM

Dude, are you stupid? Norwood missed that kick. The Bills lost.

Posted by: Smoky McPot at February 21, 2006 07:00 PM

LOL - raise your hand earlier.... you never know - it might've changed your entire life. ;-)

Posted by: Teresa at February 21, 2006 08:08 PM

Would be like a Monty Python skit....

"And from then on T1G never failed to raise his hand for anything...from High School Drama Class....to dismantling nuclear weapons on a submarine going down after being topedo'd...he always raised his hand..."

Posted by: BloodSpite at February 22, 2006 10:38 AM