February 20, 2006

He's Serious

Cruising around today, I stopped to check out Contagion's Frappr Map. By the way, Mr. Shy has far passed me when it comes to friends. Now that's just wrong... he may be my friend, but he's a prick, and an asshole. It just shouldn't be. Perhaps you fine folks were put off by my asking you, as drunkards, to sign my map. Maybe you're afraid of my Jeebus status... that's cool. But it's still no reason not to sign the fu#%ing map. Please... don't make me strike you down. I'd much rather drink a beer with you, than exile you from this earth. Speaking of exile reminds me of what I originally was going to post about... I've drifted quite aways off.

Contagion isn't really a touchy-feely kinda guy. Tammi, as he says in his own words, "... will hug you for any reason. She meets you; she needs a hug. You talk to her; she needs a hug. She successfully put on a coat; she needs a hug. It’s cold out; she needs a hug." Well, she went too far this weekend.

Contagion has exiled her to a deep spot in the ocean, off the coast of Africa. Here's proof that you can only push the bastard so far...

Click to Find Tammi

Posted by That 1 Guy at February 20, 2006 09:25 PM

Geeze - what's with this frappr thing? Suddenly it's everywhere... well except for my place cause I haven't had time to mess with it... Okay so I signed it. Happy now??? Hmmm???? Have another drink ;-)

Posted by: Teresa at February 20, 2006 10:19 PM

Hey, It's not my fault they don't want to sign your map, why do you have to go and soil my good name?

Posted by: Contagion at February 20, 2006 10:29 PM

Soil your good name? Dude, I'm sorry. I thought your were very proud of being a prick... AND an asshole!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at February 21, 2006 09:40 AM

Hey dude.. .I tried to sign it when you first asked... but it diss'd me. So I did it again.

Posted by: VW Bug at February 21, 2006 10:25 AM

Wow, thanks for the laugh....I don't imagine there's too many people for her to hug way out there......

Posted by: Carmen at February 21, 2006 12:47 PM

Carmen- She'll hug the fishes and the whales. ;-) That's whats so great about her!

Posted by: Bou at February 21, 2006 10:13 PM

Yup. Sucked me right in. I am weak.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 21, 2006 10:39 PM

If I remember my geography correctly, that's 0'0', where the equator and the prime meridian meet.

I used to stare at that point a lot when I was in the Navy. Never got to visit it, though.

Posted by: Harvey at February 26, 2006 10:34 AM