September 25, 2007


So I'm sitting here finishing a bowl of granola and soy, the delicate fragrance of patchouli in the air, and I read that it's going to get up to 90 tomorrow. *mumblemumblemumblemuble* We have been enjoying days in the low to mid 70's for the past week. With the exception of today. With this warm weather on the way, it sounds like shorts weather.

Not really a shorts kinda guy, but since I ventured to Florida, I've taken to wearing them. Hell... I wore them quite a bit once I got back home, unless I was going out. Then, I'd mostly wear jeans...

Since I'm wearing shorts, dressing for warm weather more often, I'm facing a bit of a dilemma.

Should I wear Jesus sandals, "sport" sandals, or flip flops?

Thanks, but screw you weirdos... I'm sticking with tennis shoes.

Posted by That 1 Guy at September 25, 2007 05:12 PM | TrackBack

You got ugly feet, huh?

Posted by: Jerry at September 25, 2007 05:42 PM

Jebus, you scared me for a moment.

Posted by: Contagion at September 25, 2007 06:04 PM

Go with the Jesus sandals. If it gets cold then put socks on and still wear them. You'll fit right in!

Posted by: Tina at September 25, 2007 06:28 PM

I have proof that Jesus wears Nike.

At least he does when he's draggin' his cross around Chicago.

Posted by: ktreva at September 25, 2007 07:04 PM

If you get so much as a thought bubble inclining you towards Birkenstocks, I will personally fly out to Kkkalifornistan and beat the crap out of you.

Posted by: Erica at September 25, 2007 07:12 PM

LOL - so what next facial hair and tie-dyed shirts? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Teresa at September 25, 2007 08:13 PM

Whatever happened to BF Goodrich sandals?

Oh, that's right ~ Kerry Jenga'd them. So. Go for the flip flops and practice stretching out your inflection when you speaketh: "Doooooooood".

Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 25, 2007 08:27 PM

Crocs...gotta complete the outfit with uglies.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at September 25, 2007 08:45 PM

OK, I am a huge fan of Tevas...and you can hike in shit. You can even go trekking through rivers in them....

If I catch you in ornamrntal shoes instead of utilitarian shoe I will soooooo kick your ass

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at September 25, 2007 10:42 PM

you're on the left coast.

go with something red,

and ditch the sandals.

you freak.

Posted by: RSM at September 26, 2007 06:50 AM

I think you should wear these....

Posted by: Carmen at September 26, 2007 07:38 AM

Go with the crocs isn't that what those Metrosexuals out in Cali-fornication are wearing these days?

Posted by: oddybobo at September 26, 2007 08:01 AM

As long as you have a nice pedicure, youd look fab is some Birkenstocks!! :)

Posted by: Richmond at September 26, 2007 02:08 PM

Hah, I was worried for a second. Go fasters: They go with everything.

Posted by: Mink at September 26, 2007 02:10 PM

Let me thank you in advance for wearing tennis shoes. ;)

Posted by: jimmyb at September 26, 2007 02:19 PM

Jesus sandals! I went for 4 days in San Diego with mine, in jean shorts and sleeveless shirts. Fits right in.

Posted by: Ralphd00d at September 26, 2007 05:21 PM

There's different types of sandals? Weirdo. Someone bring this former man a beer! Quick!

Posted by: Ogre at September 27, 2007 08:57 AM

Joe! bahahahahahaha I can't believe I read that. What's going on man....flip flops are for gays dude! I think that cali air is gettin' to ya a lil! scarey stuff man!

Posted by: Niki at September 27, 2007 02:39 PM

Boots, man, boots.

It is the only thing to wear with shorts, especially if your not wearing a shirt ..

um, excuse me, I gotta go, um, ya ...

Posted by: Quality Weenie at September 28, 2007 10:22 AM

Jesus sandals with black socks.

Posted by: Maeve at September 29, 2007 07:46 AM

If that's what you're wearing them on, "flip-flop" certainly is the word for it.

::runs away in Nikes::

Posted by: Roses at September 29, 2007 09:57 AM