July 10, 2007

Local Blogger Saves The Day

After a two week hiatus, Fritz's Wooden Nickel reopened its doors on Monday. They were nearly closed again.

As the shelves of nectar were being restocked, an extra bottle of Jack Daniels perched precariously on its shelf, the shelving straining against the weight of the bottle. Should the shelving have given way, the lives of those present would have been in jeopardy. Particularly, that of a local man who was at first identified as Amber Bock, due to his constant mumbling of the same, and who was trying to wring beer out of an Amber Bock tapper.

Luckily, the bar was equipped with the latest Jack technology, and, at danger's first ugly head rearing, the bar sent out a Jack signal, spotted by none other than Contagion. Our hero soon devoured the entire bottle, thus saving all present.

He rewarded himself by taking the barstool of a local patron...

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 10, 2007 11:16 PM | TrackBack

It was my pleasure. Just doing my job to save innocent bar patrons across the stateline area.

Posted by: Contagion at July 11, 2007 06:58 AM