July 09, 2007

Ogmeet

Friday morning text message: "I is in ur citi, chasin ur midgets. w00t!" That's how the weekend began, and it only got worse better from there.

Drunks.
Uniboob.
Beer.
Calf formula.
The ugliest Hooter's girl. EVER. Bearded even.
Beer.
5,000... no, 500... nah... I mean, 500,000 NASCAR fans.
Drunks.
Jesus Damn Fishin'.
Smegma.

Ogfest in just a few words. What a frickin' blast.

Thanks to Og and Tammi for trying to disguise a birthday party as a blogmeet, and to all of those who came. To the meet, that is. Harvey and TNT, Contagion and Ktreva, Oddy, Leslie, Teresa, Shoe, Jon, Grau, Bloodspite, 'Neck, Biloxi, and Thunderdaddy: Thanks again. You guys rock. Even if you are a bunch of assholes.

Those of you who couldn't make it, know that you were missed. Not to mention, total losers. :)

I'd go into greater details, but I've got an appointment at Fritz's... I'll try to post later.

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 9, 2007 10:42 AM | TrackBack
Comments

You forgot about Scrotums!

Mahn....that's just not right

Posted by: ktreva at July 9, 2007 10:45 AM

We need pictures :)

Posted by: hammer at July 9, 2007 11:37 AM

Happy 40th birthday, you drunken bastich!

Posted by: Graumagus at July 9, 2007 11:51 AM

Happy Birthday again!

Posted by: oddybobo at July 9, 2007 11:53 AM

This sounds like one of those meets I'm glad to have missed, as I could jive with just about all of that stuff, surgery scars even, but I DO NOT do smegma.

Posted by: Erica at July 9, 2007 12:11 PM

Happy Birthday, old man :-)

Posted by: caltechgirl at July 9, 2007 12:33 PM

I was just in the northeast -- apparently the new loser is the "Mega-Wicked Loser." Which I am, since I wasn't there...

Posted by: Ogre at July 9, 2007 12:49 PM

"smegma" - heh

I *still* think that can be used as a verb...

Posted by: _Jon at July 9, 2007 01:36 PM

T1G,
Happy 40th, Buddy! Have a great day and make everybody buy you a beer. Enjoy!

Posted by: Jerry at July 9, 2007 04:39 PM

Scrotum
Scrotum
It's my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin!

Posted by: og at July 9, 2007 06:17 PM

perma grin, t1g. and happy birthday. sure was a blast, my sides hurt from laughing. smegma indeed.

Posted by: shoe at July 9, 2007 06:24 PM

You sure that it wasn't 5,000,000 NASCAR fans? Heh...

It was a great weekend, dude. Now get to planning the next one. Granolapalooza, anyone?

Posted by: zonker at July 10, 2007 07:25 AM

Happy 50th Birthday Jackass!

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 10, 2007 08:35 AM

Happy Birthday Stumblebum! BTW, The lady at Wolf Park who stopped you in your tracks, and then had you fetching and doing for her, has a whip and is looking for you. Oh, and I also said something about your being 55... Take it like a man.

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at July 10, 2007 10:21 AM

Well, in T1G's case, the scrotum would be his "smooth and silky bag of skin".

Posted by: Harvey at July 10, 2007 06:55 PM

Man, I can't ever get sick. Something fun always happens when I'm down! Happy birthday old man. Welcome to the 40s.

Posted by: vw bug at July 10, 2007 07:31 PM

Just to clarify...
You got the hairy Hooters girl for your birthday, but we are the "total losers"?

'kay.
Just checking...

;)
Happy 40th!

Posted by: Roses at July 10, 2007 08:00 PM

Well... I did get served a Guinness...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 10, 2007 10:11 PM

Well hell. I had a big assed comment. I thought I posted. It didn't show up. I was so proud of it, that I sent a copy to Tammi.

I can't seem to find the comment, or the "sent" email now.

That's what hangin' in Chicago will do to you.

Make you lose your shit.

Posted by: RedNeck at July 11, 2007 06:47 PM

Hope your night light is serving you well, and I doubt it will use much electricity, so you don't have to worry about that ComEd bill!

Posted by: KTreva at July 12, 2007 08:33 PM

Oh geez. I'm late to the party again. Happy after Birthday you young geezer. I don't why we haven't met. They tell me you're the only hippie at these blodger blowouts.

Posted by: Libby at July 15, 2007 06:23 PM