July 09, 2007


Friday morning text message: "I is in ur citi, chasin ur midgets. w00t!" That's how the weekend began, and it only got worse better from there.

Calf formula.
The ugliest Hooter's girl. EVER. Bearded even.
5,000... no, 500... nah... I mean, 500,000 NASCAR fans.
Jesus Damn Fishin'.

Ogfest in just a few words. What a frickin' blast.

Thanks to Og and Tammi for trying to disguise a birthday party as a blogmeet, and to all of those who came. To the meet, that is. Harvey and TNT, Contagion and Ktreva, Oddy, Leslie, Teresa, Shoe, Jon, Grau, Bloodspite, 'Neck, Biloxi, and Thunderdaddy: Thanks again. You guys rock. Even if you are a bunch of assholes.

Those of you who couldn't make it, know that you were missed. Not to mention, total losers. :)

I'd go into greater details, but I've got an appointment at Fritz's... I'll try to post later.

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 9, 2007 10:42 AM | TrackBack

You forgot about Scrotums!

Mahn....that's just not right

Posted by: ktreva at July 9, 2007 10:45 AM

We need pictures :)

Posted by: hammer at July 9, 2007 11:37 AM

Happy 40th birthday, you drunken bastich!

Posted by: Graumagus at July 9, 2007 11:51 AM

Happy Birthday again!

Posted by: oddybobo at July 9, 2007 11:53 AM

This sounds like one of those meets I'm glad to have missed, as I could jive with just about all of that stuff, surgery scars even, but I DO NOT do smegma.

Posted by: Erica at July 9, 2007 12:11 PM

Happy Birthday, old man :-)

Posted by: caltechgirl at July 9, 2007 12:33 PM

I was just in the northeast -- apparently the new loser is the "Mega-Wicked Loser." Which I am, since I wasn't there...

Posted by: Ogre at July 9, 2007 12:49 PM

"smegma" - heh

I *still* think that can be used as a verb...

Posted by: _Jon at July 9, 2007 01:36 PM

Happy 40th, Buddy! Have a great day and make everybody buy you a beer. Enjoy!

Posted by: Jerry at July 9, 2007 04:39 PM

It's my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin!

Posted by: og at July 9, 2007 06:17 PM

perma grin, t1g. and happy birthday. sure was a blast, my sides hurt from laughing. smegma indeed.

Posted by: shoe at July 9, 2007 06:24 PM

You sure that it wasn't 5,000,000 NASCAR fans? Heh...

It was a great weekend, dude. Now get to planning the next one. Granolapalooza, anyone?

Posted by: zonker at July 10, 2007 07:25 AM

Happy 50th Birthday Jackass!

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 10, 2007 08:35 AM

Happy Birthday Stumblebum! BTW, The lady at Wolf Park who stopped you in your tracks, and then had you fetching and doing for her, has a whip and is looking for you. Oh, and I also said something about your being 55... Take it like a man.

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at July 10, 2007 10:21 AM

Well, in T1G's case, the scrotum would be his "smooth and silky bag of skin".

Posted by: Harvey at July 10, 2007 06:55 PM

Man, I can't ever get sick. Something fun always happens when I'm down! Happy birthday old man. Welcome to the 40s.

Posted by: vw bug at July 10, 2007 07:31 PM

Just to clarify...
You got the hairy Hooters girl for your birthday, but we are the "total losers"?

Just checking...

Happy 40th!

Posted by: Roses at July 10, 2007 08:00 PM

Well... I did get served a Guinness...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 10, 2007 10:11 PM

Well hell. I had a big assed comment. I thought I posted. It didn't show up. I was so proud of it, that I sent a copy to Tammi.

I can't seem to find the comment, or the "sent" email now.

That's what hangin' in Chicago will do to you.

Make you lose your shit.

Posted by: RedNeck at July 11, 2007 06:47 PM

Hope your night light is serving you well, and I doubt it will use much electricity, so you don't have to worry about that ComEd bill!

Posted by: KTreva at July 12, 2007 08:33 PM

Oh geez. I'm late to the party again. Happy after Birthday you young geezer. I don't why we haven't met. They tell me you're the only hippie at these blodger blowouts.

Posted by: Libby at July 15, 2007 06:23 PM