April 29, 2007

Behind

Damn. I thought that once I got home, I'd have more time. It hasn't seemed to be working out that way.

Oh, yeah... I've had a couple of trips to Fritz's that I could have put off, but that doesn't really count for that much, timewise. Well... with an exception or two. But that's something else, entirely.

No, I'm falling further and further behind in blog reading and emails. I've finally gotten around to fixing a couple of busted links on my side bar, as well as adding a couple... I know there's more that I should be adding (I've had a few new visitors, and found that I was on their blog rolls... I'd like to reciprocate.) If you see I don't have you linked, and you've linked me, let me know. I'll try to fix that in the coming week.

And speaking of behind, I've owed this to Og and Mike the Marine for quite awhile now. For all the wait, I don't know if it's worth it, but it's the best I could get...

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Mmmmm... Selene...

I've got to stop getting distracted by all of the little things and devote some time to catching up, but that's easier said than done. Fer instance, yesterday would have been a great day to catch up... if I hadn't run out to meet Richmond, Raging Mom, Tammi, and Harvey at Hooters.

Yeah. You're right if you're thinking that usually Contagion is the one who hits that fine establishment with me. But since I've been in Florida, he'll have nothing to do with me. He made up some bullshit excuse about a re-enactment.

Anyway, it was a very good time, though I did get to see how selfish these folks can be... Tammi and Richmond knocked Richmond's youngest down and stole her carmel cheesecake, and Harvey just kept talking on and on and on about hitting it big with his I am Huff Po piece. Hardly anyone else was able to get a word in edgewise. Not that Raging Mom was trying... she just sat there giving me this big smirk. She knows that I owe her big for a certain picture that made it's way up on the wall at Fritz's.

One thing brought up was Harvey's latest portrait in his side bar. No offense to Chris Muir, but the old, blockhead looking pic was much more true to life than Chris' flattering masterpiece. Chris must be a saint, taking that much time to try and make Harvey look almost normal.

We feasted mightily upon buffalo shrimp, buffalo chicken strips, and curly fries, washing it down with pitchers of Amber Bock. And when it was all done, and Harvey and I had seen how violently Richmond and Tammi had assaulted the young girl... over a cheese cake, for cryin' out loud... we ordered our own. Alas... no beatings were given. They were too damn drunk to move by then...

'Twas great hanging with them. All of them. (Even if vengeance is on the way for two of them.) And I'm looking forward to the next get together.

* Note to news agencies and bloggers: some of these events may not have actually happened. At least not in the way described. That is all.

Posted by That 1 Guy at April 29, 2007 02:05 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I find your reyankification disturbing.

Posted by: RSM at April 29, 2007 02:14 PM

"THEY were too drunk"? THEY???

Who exactly WAS it that "tripped" in the parking lot going out to the car?

Hmmmmmmmm?

Posted by: Tammi at April 29, 2007 02:33 PM

Now Tammi - you know he had been blidned by all of the Hooters... I mean cheesecake... Uh...

"They were too damn drunk to move by then..."

Well, at least that explains why *we* were driving.

Good to see you, Big Guy. And just FYI - St. Joe seems much happier now. :-) Thanks.

Posted by: Richmond at April 29, 2007 02:48 PM

I think my wife would look great in that outfit! Are you going to the conference?

Posted by: Sean at April 29, 2007 06:38 PM

Mmmm. Cheesecake. . .

Posted by: oddybobo at April 30, 2007 06:55 AM

One of these days we are going to hit the town and right a wrong you hefted upon me last time!

Posted by: Contagion at May 1, 2007 06:04 PM

'busy' is a four-letter word, ya know...:)

Posted by: Jean at May 1, 2007 08:27 PM

What a great ass. Who is that???

Posted by: Mark at May 6, 2007 09:14 AM