March 26, 2007

Vampires

Whether you believe in Gott, or you believe that life came about from an explosion, every creature and/or person serves a purpose. Or that's the way things were originally designed. We beings that are civilized no longer believe that killing is a necessary thing... I gotta wonder.

Now, I ain't saying that I want to go off and wipe somebody out. I'm just wondering what the purpose is for the human mosquito... or the human leech. There's no health benefits in having these bastards bleed you to death. Scum sucking bottom feeders at least get rid of scum... these other bastards kill ya. I do believe that in the times afore civilization, they were put here to hone our killing skills. Now, I don't know...

Civilization is an evil, evil thing...

Posted by That 1 Guy at March 26, 2007 06:51 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Do they make "Skin-so-soft" for that?

Posted by: oddybobo at March 26, 2007 07:52 PM

Are we talking about lawyers or the IRS here?

Posted by: Harvey at March 26, 2007 08:40 PM

Or Human Resources?

Posted by: caltechgirl at March 26, 2007 11:44 PM

So you're saying it's summer there now? Get some Deet...

Posted by: Richmond at March 27, 2007 05:49 AM

Hmmmmm.....first we read about Vultures now Vampires.

Dude. You need to come home. We may not be "all that and a bag of chips" but we're certainly not gonna hurt cha!

;-)

Posted by: Tammi at March 27, 2007 07:28 AM

Skeeter's and Leeches, human or otherwise, make good bait. Fish it man.

Posted by: RedNeck at March 27, 2007 11:46 AM

Pound an oak stake through their hearts and if they die it means they were a vampire.

It's so obvious that the jury will have to agree....

Posted by: Graumagus at March 28, 2007 05:05 AM