March 25, 2007

Ass Vomit

I was heading into first,
when I felt the burst,
Diarrhea... Diarrhea

I made the turn for two,
when I felt the goo,
Diarrhea... Diarrhea

I was running into third,
when I splashed a runny turd,
Diarrhea... Diarrhea

I was sliding into home,
when I felt the foam,
Diarrhea... Diarrhea

Funny, the things that pop into your head from seemingly nowhere. I've had that kiddie song stuck in my head since... excuse me... I'll be right back.

Posted by That 1 Guy at March 25, 2007 07:05 AM | TrackBack

Yet again, T1G takes blogging to a whole new level........

Posted by: Tammi at March 25, 2007 07:29 AM

Wow, I was just teaching this song to Clone the other day. Ktreva was not amused.

Posted by: Contagion at March 25, 2007 07:48 AM

LOL - I have never heard that phrase in my life! Funny!

Posted by: Mushy at March 25, 2007 08:46 AM


Never heard that one before. How about this one.

Prune Juice (to the tune of the Troggs "Wild Thing"):

Prune Juice.
It makes my bowels loose.
It makes everything runny.
Makes my undies feel funny.
Prunce Juice.

Posted by: Jerry at March 25, 2007 12:05 PM

...and some people think MY posts are revealing.

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2007 08:53 PM

I must admit my shame at having begun to teach the Boy this song as well.

Posted by: oddybobo at March 26, 2007 07:44 AM

This is such a classy joint. I love it.

Posted by: zonker at March 26, 2007 07:48 AM

... ever heard this one?...

Comet! It'll make your mouth turn green!
Comet! It tastes like Listerine!
Comet! It'll make you vomit!
So buy some Comet!
And vomit!

Posted by: Eric at March 26, 2007 06:00 PM

I jush sharted.

Posted by: Cappy at March 26, 2007 06:02 PM

Just when I thought I had finally repressed those awful childhood memories...

Posted by: Mrs. Who at March 26, 2007 07:43 PM

So... after readin' that, I'm assumin' skid marks ain't that bad.

Posted by: RedNeck at March 27, 2007 11:49 AM