February 09, 2007
Moooose
You may already know about this (I'm so far behind on the news and blog reading that it's not funny), but if not, and you've got a problem with split ends, then you are so in luck. Hari's, in London, has got the treatment for you: bull semen. Now don't get disgusted... it's Angus semen. As if that matters.
I would have expected Eric to come up with this one (no pun intended), but he's obviously dropped the ball sack...
UPDATE: I shoulda oughta known that one of my friends had this covered a couple of days ago...
Posted by That 1 Guy at February 9, 2007 06:55 AM | TrackBackHmmmm I wonder what the TSA rule is on THAT in your carry on luggage?
Posted by: Tammi at February 9, 2007 10:09 AMJoe, please inform your female readers that I have a special offer for anyone who wishes to save on airfare to London. It may not be bull semen but I'll do as many treatments as necessary.
Cordially yours,
- zonker
Posted by: zonker at February 9, 2007 10:09 AMY'know T1G....my dad and I own 4 bulls at our farm in Georgia...which you just happen to have to drive through on your way home
We could always start a internet side business selling this stuff
But I'll leave the specimen gathering to your ever capable hands :)
Posted by: BloodSpite at February 9, 2007 06:46 PMZonker's comment needs a drink warning...
and I will ask again,
what's the difference between bull semen and semen of any other type?
Posted by: Sissy at February 9, 2007 07:43 PMUhhh, Zonk? Yeah, Dude, that was bull semen not bull shit.
I'm just sayin'.....
Posted by: Tammi at February 9, 2007 10:56 PMI don't really know, Sissy. And don't forget, it's got to be Angus semen. Maybe they've got more swimmers.
Maybe that's the deal... quantity. Which leads back to the comment at Z-man's...
Posted by: T1G at February 9, 2007 11:09 PMI had an uncle (by marriage) and cousins (his sons) that used to ranch in western Wyoming. He was on the 'cutting edge' of artificial-insemination to engineer his livestock in the late '70's - '80's. His sons used to have to help him with 'collections' - which involved a scented, manned cow-mannequin, lubricants and some kind of a rubber 'collection-sleeve'.
I wonder if he blamed himself when his middle son moved away to San Francisco to decorate window displays for Macy's. :)
Oh, and if you wouldn't mind...
Time to go take the test... You have been tagged. ;)
Posted by: Bitterroot at February 11, 2007 06:27 PM