December 19, 2006


Hey, Mr. Chubinski,

Just thought I'd ask for one thing more. Just one.

Would you please be so kind as to leave this for me?


And I'm not referring to the suit...

Posted by That 1 Guy at December 19, 2006 04:26 AM | TrackBack

Note to T1G - only post at 4:30am if you've been up all night. ;-)

But I'm pretty sure we all know what you were getting at here!

Posted by: Tammi at December 19, 2006 06:38 AM

Gee...and I was gonna rush right out and buy you that swimming suit...Now I gotta find something new.

Posted by: drc at December 19, 2006 07:08 AM

Hmmm. I am noticing a trend here.

Posted by: oddybobo at December 19, 2006 07:24 AM

dear Santa,

hey I know someone that would like her body too, they even have an "old" one to change.

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 19, 2006 08:15 AM

What the heck do you want that for?

From the looks of it, she doesn't even know how to tie a simple bow knot :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 19, 2006 08:28 AM

.... seems a bit scrawny....

Posted by: Eric at December 19, 2006 08:43 AM

I applaud your spirit but I deplore your tastes, dude. Don't let that Florida sunshine cook your beer brain. That chick's borderline anorexic.

In all fairness, though, she's not as bad as the one that Harvey posted a while back as a (bad) example...that one looked like an upside-down mop with some tennis balls glued to the top half.

Posted by: zonker at December 19, 2006 11:06 AM

Incidentally, it occurs to me that perhaps you were simply concerned about weight restrictions on cargo shipped via Kringle's Freight Service. If so, you're still missing out...get a nice midget. They're fun, hard workers and *great* conversation starters.

Posted by: zonker at December 19, 2006 11:10 AM

I'm with Oddy on this one.

I think too much bikini and not enough booty have taken their toll on our beloved T1G :)

Posted by: BloodSpite at December 19, 2006 12:16 PM

No! You'll poke your eye out kid.

Posted by: Santa at December 19, 2006 04:35 PM

Just like a kid, always asking for things you just can't have. Then again so am I, after reading this post I looked at the wife and she said "NO!"

Posted by: Contagion at December 19, 2006 05:56 PM

Naw, to hell with the suit - she won't need it!

Posted by: Mushy at December 19, 2006 08:45 PM

Oh dear, guess I'm the only one who thought you wanted long hair and boobs... Pitty - that'd be easy for the big guy to bring.

Posted by: Teresa at December 19, 2006 10:28 PM

Geeze, I was way off base, I thought you wanted sunny weather and nice warm water.

Posted by: vw bug at December 20, 2006 01:16 PM