Note to T1G - only post at 4:30am if you've been up all night. ;-)

But I'm pretty sure we all know what you were getting at here!

Gee...and I was gonna rush right out and buy you that swimming suit...Now I gotta find something new.

Hmmm. I am noticing a trend here.

dear Santa,

hey I know someone that would like her body too, they even have an "old" one to change.

What the heck do you want that for?

From the looks of it, she doesn't even know how to tie a simple bow knot :-)

.... seems a bit scrawny....

I applaud your spirit but I deplore your tastes, dude. Don't let that Florida sunshine cook your beer brain. That chick's borderline anorexic.

In all fairness, though, she's not as bad as the one that Harvey posted a while back as a (bad) example...that one looked like an upside-down mop with some tennis balls glued to the top half.

Incidentally, it occurs to me that perhaps you were simply concerned about weight restrictions on cargo shipped via Kringle's Freight Service. If so, you're still missing out...get a nice midget. They're fun, hard workers and *great* conversation starters.

I'm with Oddy on this one.

I think too much bikini and not enough booty have taken their toll on our beloved T1G :)

No! You'll poke your eye out kid.

Just like a kid, always asking for things you just can't have. Then again so am I, after reading this post I looked at the wife and she said "NO!"

Naw, to hell with the suit - she won't need it!

Oh dear, guess I'm the only one who thought you wanted long hair and boobs... Pitty - that'd be easy for the big guy to bring.

Geeze, I was way off base, I thought you wanted sunny weather and nice warm water.