November 07, 2006

Attention Elves

If you are reading this, and you are one of the original elves of the cobbler, or a surviving family member (I don't know how old you bastards get), please be advised... I know of a place that can use your help. Desperately.

Leave me a comment, and I'll give you directions...

BTW... underpants gnomes need not apply.

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 7, 2006 09:15 PM | TrackBack

Iknow you love those boots..

but damn, how many times can boots be fixed...time for a new pair...

I got just the place

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 7, 2006 11:43 PM

Damn, they can't take the heat either...sorry to hear that.

But, if you're in need of footwear, I do have a pair of extra large Sponge Bob flip flops in my office. I know how much you love Sponge Bob.....

Posted by: Tammi at November 8, 2006 05:53 AM

You want to wear elves on your feet?

Posted by: oddybobo at November 8, 2006 08:50 AM

How 'bout some cookies & crackers?

OOPS! Wrong elves.

*shoves elves back into cage under basement steps*

Posted by: Harvey at November 8, 2006 09:26 AM

Duck Tape.

It does a Boot good.

Posted by: BloodSpite at November 8, 2006 09:45 AM

I don't wear frickin' shower shoes... even if they are SpongeBob Squarepants.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 8, 2006 07:33 PM

Hey now! I was just tryin' to be all helpful and that...


They really are cute....

Posted by: Tammi at November 8, 2006 08:59 PM

damn, hit post too fast

You could wear them this winter with a sweater. It's all the rage down there in Florida! Trust me. I wouldn't steer you wrong.....

Posted by: Tammi at November 8, 2006 09:00 PM