October 08, 2006

Birds

Man, I don't know what the hell triggered it, but I've been having some weird ass dreams lately. Alot of rotting folks...

It started with a dream about my uncle walking back from the island where they scattered his ashes. Then, I dreamed about Eric's ghoul of choice... zombies. Only, instead of fleeing from them, we (whoever "we" were) were looking forward to picking them off. We knew well in advance that they'd be coming, but instead of coming as an army, they came as a result of contaminated food. We knew that, and we still weren't picky about our chow. We were even joking about who got to shoot who if and when they turned. When it happened, it was a big mess...

Then last night, I dream that I'm rescuing a buddy who's been locked in some third world country. When we find him, he's lost a hand, his arm is rotting, and he's not much more that a living skeleton. I can't remember much more, other than looking at his stump, and seeing the handcuff fastened around his wrist, just below the seperation. How the hell did the cuff hold him? Anyway, we got him out amidst a heavy firefight, and a long chase that had us going in circles for what seemed like forever. Jennifer Aniston was there to greet me "you're my hero" style, but I didn't get to enjoy it. I got rudely awakened. Damn birds.

DAAAAAMMMNN BIRDS!!!

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 8, 2006 10:01 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Ha! For some reason I just see you standin' out by the canal, fist in the air screamin'......

And honestly, that's a pretty funny picture!!!

Posted by: Tammi at October 8, 2006 10:49 AM

...or screaming, "It's Peeeeee-ple!" Charlton Heston style.

Posted by: Rave at October 8, 2006 01:48 PM

I reckon it's gettin' close to Halloween, so, maybe that's the reason for those kinda dreams.

Now, kindly explain the dream I had of me and a former female coworker, that moved to Charlotte, doin' the nasty... No you know why I specified gender...

Talk about rude awakenin's. She was half my age and bout a half my weight, but she was ... "well balanced"... Unlike me. I always seem to awaken from those kind of dreams too early. Anybody gettin' any spam for something that cures premature awakening from dreams?

Posted by: RedNeck at October 8, 2006 06:06 PM

... I hate it when I dream about zombies... I have to get up, grab the shotgun, and do a room-by-room house clearance before I can go back to bed..

.. you can never be too careful these days...

Posted by: Eric at October 9, 2006 07:11 AM