September 01, 2006

Another TP Question

Absolutely no time for anything better, I'm going to take David Drake's suggestion, and ask:

Do you fold, or crumple, your toilet paper? Why?

Posted by That 1 Guy at September 1, 2006 06:13 AM | TrackBack

When I was little, my grandma said we could only have 3 sheets (she was thrifty). So then, I would fold.

Now that I buy my own damn toilet paper, I crumple.

Posted by: Sissy at September 1, 2006 06:25 AM

I crumple as I feel this uses less toliet paper. As folding you would need more because it's a larger area and you would need more so as not to have leakage through to your hands/fingers.

With crumpling you have a smaller area but larger volume between your fingers/hands.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at September 1, 2006 07:11 AM

I find that when I crumple rather than fold, there's more of a likelihood of a finger going through the paper and coming out, shall we say, soiled.

Posted by: 40 Ounce Loudmouth at September 1, 2006 07:14 AM

Uhhh... Yes.

Can't we talk about beer or football or something??

Posted by: Richmond at September 1, 2006 09:22 AM

You recent obsession with Toilet Paper is causing the rest of us to wonder if your blog is going down the crapper and you wish us to wipe up the after affects.

If thats not the case I must confess I crumple :)

Posted by: BloodSpite at September 1, 2006 09:34 AM

Definately fold. More TP = Less finger mess

Reminds me of a joke: A woman was admiring herself in the mirror one day and mentions to her husband that she felt her breasts were too small. He said to rub some TP between them cuz look what it did to her ass.

Posted by: ralphd00d at September 1, 2006 10:23 AM

A little of both, I think. Definitely more crumple than fold.

Posted by: drc at September 1, 2006 10:35 AM

You're allowed to crumple?!?!?

Why the hell don't they teach these things in school? Crap! I'm 42 and just now learning this.

Well, old dog, new tricks.

I'm going to go fold now...

Posted by: jimmyb at September 1, 2006 11:38 AM

That's rather personal isn't it? I mean really....I've heard of shit blogging before but this is beyond.....


But - for the record - I crumple.

Posted by: Tammi at September 1, 2006 11:42 AM

TP under, and fold....

yes fold


Really you folks are odd ducks

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at September 1, 2006 12:03 PM

If it's the cheap stuff I'll crumple, if it's the expensive stuff I'll fold, or fold as best I can. Don't ask me why, I'm just weird like that I guess.

Posted by: c.a. Marks at September 1, 2006 12:28 PM

Crumple. Don't know why. It just is.

Posted by: Richard at September 1, 2006 02:17 PM

yeah - crumple

Posted by: David Drake at September 1, 2006 03:02 PM

Power sprayer.

Posted by: Contagion at September 1, 2006 05:53 PM

I so saw this coming and still it elicited a *gasp!* from me!

Posted by: Bou at September 1, 2006 06:12 PM

Oh. I didn't answer! I rip off a big long piece and tie it into a bow, so its all nice and pretty... and I use that!

Posted by: Bou at September 1, 2006 06:47 PM

Can I comment? I just wanted to let you know I find your posts lately interesting.

Posted by: vw bug at September 1, 2006 07:08 PM

It looks like you're scraping the bottom...of the barrel, that is, with this latest series of Bunwad-Related Posts. Well, let old Mr. Debonair help you out...

Posted by: Elisson at September 1, 2006 07:46 PM

wad. more surface area. never miss.

Posted by: RSM at September 2, 2006 08:06 AM