July 17, 2006


Holy Mother Mary... that was a rough one.

I met Contagion, Ktreva (drop by and wish her a belated birthday… but I didn’t send you), and Clone at a fine dining establishment, earlier this evening. When I got there, it was hotter than hell. No frickin' lie... Satan himself walked past with one of those misting fans, trying to cool himself.

After an extraordinary supper, Ktreva and Clone left, while Contagion and I, being the public servants that we are, worked on the beer overstock. We stayed there for quite awhile, then noticed that the heat wave had given way to storms… and my windows were down. Ah, frickin’ well. So the ride home would be a little damp. That would prove to be the least of my concerns.

I took off, and the skies seemed to open up. Within a few miles, you could not see past the front of the vehicle, unless there were tail lights in front of you. And even then, it was iffy.

Thankfully, being part god and all, my brethren kept my way well illuminated. Lightning was everywhere, as I passed the mortals and fools who had pulled off the side of the road. I had to laugh… some of them had dropped deep into the ditch trying to find the edge of the road. Most that were moving would barely get over twenty mph. Being part god, and knowing the road, I was able to cruise along at a moderate speed of 50. (Thank the gods for lightning)

My brethren did a fairly decent job of keeping the path lit, as I missed the first tree that lay across my path. But I must have pissed one of them off, because I caught the second tree solidly. I’m waiting until dawn to survey the damage. If something is really beaten up, you can bet that there will be some serious storms here, and on my way down south… I don’t take their (my god brothers) crap very lightly. Especially when it comes to my piece of shiite car….

Until then, I guess I sleep. Evening, peeps.

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 17, 2006 10:36 PM | TrackBack

It's a sign.

You aren't supposed to leave.


Posted by: Tammi at July 18, 2006 04:40 AM

Hope all is well when you wake up!

Posted by: vw bug at July 18, 2006 05:20 AM


To: T1G
From: The Council of Deities (TM)
Re: Upcoming Trip

Since you've been out of the office and not checking voicemail, you might not know Ragnarok has been postponed for the time being.

Please take your time getting the chariot to Florida. Nobody down there is going anywhere. Trust us. No one.

Posted by: RSM at July 18, 2006 05:23 AM

Safe travels man, but seriously, I think Tammi is right, its a sign!

Posted by: oddybobo at July 18, 2006 07:33 AM

I was rather concerned about your trip when I got home and saw the angry red eye of god on the radar right over where you live. I knew you where driving into hell.

Posted by: Contagion at July 18, 2006 04:39 PM

Holy Shiiiite! I wish you well, my friend - drive *more* carefully... PLEASE?!?!?!

Posted by: Richmond at July 18, 2006 06:20 PM