July 17, 2006

The Effects of The President's "Off Air" Comments

Guess what, America?!?!? We have a potty mouth for a President! That's just fucking great... who knew? And who the hell really cares? Obviously, it's a pretty big deal to some folks. Heheheh...

I've been going around reading some sites, and different news articles, and the President is about as evil as the head chopping fuck we just liberated from life. Some folks are calling for impeachment: though, I will say that most of them are tongue in cheek. Some folks aren't happy that he was talking while eating, and that he chews with his mouth open. The man is an embarassment to our country, some are saying, but those are the folks who always say that... no matter what he does. I won't provide links... all you have to do is check out this google search: Bush shit. You can read some brilliance there...

This is one reason that I don't do the political blogging. The battle between Right and Left can reach some ridiculous lows. Either side latching on to the smallest things, and riding them into the ground. Many of them don't matter, but it gives folks a chance to spew their crap and "change the world". Hey, if it feels good...

Perhaps the scariest thing to me is not the fact that our President actually swears. Or swore. No. In their eagerness to latch on to the foul barnyard curse, also known as "shit," the concerned folks missed the fact that Condi is going to be eliminated. Seriously. It's right there in their transcript:

"I think Condi is going to go pretty soon," Bush said.
Blair replied: "Right, that's all that matters, it will take some time to get that together."
Fired? Assassinated? They both seem eager to get rid of her...

I also thought that some of these folks would be showing concern for the President's health problems. He's suffering from some severe constipation, and even discussed it with PM Blair:

"I just want some movement. Yesterday I didn't see much movement, " said Bush .
"It may be that it's impossible," Blair replied.
What the hell did they serve for chow?

Instead, we'll concentrate on the swearing, and the impact that will have on our dealings with the rest of the world. Nevermind that our President may be assassinating our Secretary of State, or may possibly die from his bowels backing up, leaving an even more extreme potty mouth to take over as President...

Scary, people. Scary.

Hey, they do it, I can, too. And it's really quite fun!

And one more thing... This was a joke, and only a joke.

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 17, 2006 03:10 PM | TrackBack


And admittedly, while I would have liked him to have swallowed first - I *liked* what he had to say... (Well, except the part about offing Condi...)

Posted by: Richmond at July 17, 2006 04:34 PM

It only would have been sweeter if he would have called them "fucktards".

Posted by: jimmyb at July 17, 2006 05:14 PM

"I also thought that some of these folks would be showing concern for the President's health problems. He's suffering from some severe constipation,...."

Damn dude. Your mind - I swear to Pete......

Posted by: Tammi at July 17, 2006 06:09 PM

"The White House today released a list of the President's movements for the week.

"Monday - nothing.

"Tuesday - nothing.

"Wednesday - good one, some blood."

- National Lampoon's Radio Dinner

Posted by: Elisson at July 17, 2006 07:36 PM

You're not right.

Posted by: Ogre at July 18, 2006 07:07 AM

It don't bother me one damned bit. I'd have actually liked to have heard "more" before ol' Tony turned off the mic.

Think about it for a minute, and then ponder this... The POTUS... MIC'd. Yeah, I'd watch/listen.

Posted by: RedNeck at July 18, 2006 04:44 PM