July 10, 2006

State of Emergency

Right or wrong, I've been greatly amused by (NSFW) this site... especially the Bob Saget video. I've sent the link to a few folks, but I never thought I'd share the site on my blog... until today.

I pulled up to the Taco John's drive thru, placed my order, and drove around to the window. The kid in the window growled, "$5.87." I started chuckling. I couldn't help it... he sounded just. like. Danny. I shit you not. But that's not the best part.

I paid my money, he took it, and closed the window. Through the glass I hear a muffled "Aw, crap... I've gotta... aw, crap! The tape needs replacing! Ah, shit!" He fumbles with the window, about drops my change, and looks over his shoulder, I think in panic. Meanwhile, he's doing what can only be a "I've gotta go right now" dance. He's near tears. He practically tosses me my drink, and yells "AH SHIT" again. He hands me my chow, and as the window's closing, he's running away, and I hear, "AH, CRAP! I'VE GOTTA CRAP!!! SOMEONE TAKE THE WINDOW! SHIT!!!"

To steal a phrase from Elisson, I about shit a blood clot, I was laughing so hard.

Real or just goofing around... that made my day.

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 10, 2006 04:07 PM | TrackBack

Yeah, but what I wanna know... did he remember your oles??

Posted by: Richmond at July 10, 2006 04:52 PM

"Bob Saaget!"

Posted by: oddybobo at July 10, 2006 07:46 PM

please return that phrase to elisson and NEVER use it again.

Posted by: shoe at July 11, 2006 08:58 PM