June 01, 2006

Just wiping my feet on the welcome mat

Poor T1G, eh? Sweating his 'nads off down in Florida. I feel for the guy, I truly do. So when he asked me if I'd mind stopping in here occasionally to post something, I said "Why, sure!" What the hell, right? I mean, yeah...it's true...I did get the "special treatment" from Big Hand Bertha the TSA agent after T1G suggested that I might be a certain "person of interest". But, hey...I'm not one to hold a grudge. "Let bygones be bygones" is my motto. 'Sides, my sphincter is gradually returning to its normal state, so it's all good.

Anyway, in the spirit of bloggish camaraderie, let me just take the opportunity to assure both T1G and his readership that I will be making every effort to ensure that my contributions here will be of the same high quality that everyone has come to expect from Mister Beer Brains himself.

And, T1G? No worries about getting listed in freakish Google searches, okay? I mean, I'm certainly not going to try seeding your site with phrases like "horny female lemurs" and "Doogie Howser naked". That'd be wrong. So very, very wrong. Rest easy, dude. Your site is in good hands. As I told you, I've stocked my fridge with beer and in the event of an emergency I have a bottle each of vodka and rum. This weekend should be a lot of fun and I look forward to keeping the Beer Brains readers entertained.

     - Zonker

Posted by Zonker at June 1, 2006 06:45 PM

Guess this means if we encounter any "horny female leemurs" we're on our own. And here I was hoping for some guidance on how to direct them to "horny male lemurs".

Of the "naked Doogie Howser" we will not speak lest it come back to haunt us.

Posted by: Teresa at June 1, 2006 07:34 PM

Have I told you how much I like you Zonker?

I do you know. ;-)

you get 'em!!!

"horny female lemurs" indeed. hehehehehe

Posted by: Tammi at June 1, 2006 08:05 PM


I've been in Zonker withdrawals for a while now.

; )

Posted by: Christina at June 1, 2006 09:14 PM

Heh Heh!

Posted by: Sissy at June 1, 2006 10:18 PM

"horny female lemurs" are all the rage you know!

Posted by: oddybobo at June 2, 2006 06:52 AM

Oh, man, now you've done it! Unleashed the lemur horde!

Better read this FAQ before the lemurs show up and take all your Big K grape soda and Twinkies.

Gadzooks. I hadn't been on the alt.fan.lemurs newsgroup since 1996. It all came rushing back, the lemur madness!! Ptang! Frink frink!! I'll need years of therapy now!

Thanks, Zonker...

Posted by: El Capitan at June 2, 2006 09:38 AM

Man I was hoping to find hot nude firemen instead of horny female lemurs.

Cause hot nude firemen are so much more fun then horny female lemurs.

At least in my opinion I think hot nude firemen are much more fun then horny female lemurs.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at June 2, 2006 10:25 AM

Gee... thanks, guys.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at June 3, 2006 02:28 AM

What I want to know is, what is Doogie Howser goind with horny female lemurs anyway???

Posted by: Carmen at June 4, 2006 06:27 AM