Vegans Are Good For Eggs

I had to go shopping for some groceries early Wednesday morning. Okay, it was only about 7:15, but that's still early for me. I'm not yet awake, and my thoughts could be considered strange.

Anyway, I had to get two dozen eggs, so I went on over to check them out. My aunt had recommended that I get the organic eggs, rather than the regular "evil" eggs. Hell, to pay $3 for a dozen eggs seems a little evil to me... I went with the regular eggs.

I did have a quiet laugh to myself, though. I now know what makes these eggs so damn special... upon one of the brands, the secret was revealed: From Vegetarian Fed Hens." What a novel way to get rid of vegans! Though, I will admit, not all are bad folks...

Somebody better hide Agent Bedhead.

Posted by That 1 Guy at March 25, 2006 12:04 PM