December 02, 2005

Shopping And Saving The World

Christmas shopping... I hate it, usually. But I've got to say that today's venture was quite the success. I felt good about the day in general.

What all did I purchase? Not a gott damn thing. Nope. Nothing. Well.... I lied. A Hooter's calendar was purchased as a gift. For me. So nothing actually was bought for my loved ones.

However, I deem it a success, as Contagion and I managed to alleviate a temporary overstock of Guinness in a certain local eatery. (Like you need to guess...) We were the heroes of the day, saving countless lives from the swirling rivers of Guinness. We might even make the paper tomorrow.

Then on the way home, I popped in a CD that my bro-in-law, The Knuckle Dragger, gave me. I was serenaded by Steve Souza, Gary Holt, Rick Hunolt, Jack Gibson, and Tom Hunting... Tempo Of The Damned, indeed. My fricking thumb is just starting to regain flexibility after I beat the everloving piss out of it playing air guitar on my steering wheel. Exodus still rocks, my peeps.

A good day it was, and it ain't over, yet.

Posted by That 1 Guy at December 2, 2005 06:09 PM

I think we killed a sever overstock of beer in Northern Illinois yesterday. I lost count of how many, but damn my head feels like my brain is swelling to five times it's regular size.

Posted by: Contagion at December 3, 2005 09:31 AM