November 27, 2005

My Math

a - b = c

If a = air rifle, and b = porch light, then c equals sleep.

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 27, 2005 11:15 AM
Comments

A - B

A = Air pistol
B = Religious community center's plate glass window
(which Contagion swore my gun could not reach from his back yard)
S = Statute of Limitations
C= Confession

Posted by: Graumagus at November 27, 2005 11:55 AM

Oops that was supposed to be A - B (less than sign) S = C

Duh, the "less than" sign is an html bracket :/

Posted by: Graumagus at November 27, 2005 11:56 AM

Nyquil + Jack Daniels +Tavist D = Unconscience.

Posted by: Contagion at November 28, 2005 07:47 AM

D=surprised look on neighbor's face . . .

Posted by: oddybobo at November 28, 2005 10:03 AM

Once, drunk and nearly 3 decades younger, I took out a streetlamp at distance with a .30-30. Surprisingly enough, there was no official response.

I did, however, win $50.00 bets with three drinking buddies at the time.

Posted by: Seth at November 29, 2005 06:11 AM