November 22, 2005

A Tip

Are you trying to lose weight on your thighs, but seem to have no success at all? Here's a helpful tip, and it requires very little activity.

When laundering your colored unmentionables, carefully place the leg openings over the agitator. Now deposit t-shirts and jeans on top. Follow the regular directions for laundering.

After the wash, you'll notice that the leg openings are now about 2 1/2 to 3 times larger that usual. As a matter of fact, you could probably put them around your waist, if you are into wearing wet bungies. Don't worry, it won't last once they're dried, being reduced to roughly twice the usual size.

Now, when you wear them, you'll feel the roominess, and trick yourself into thinking you've done a great job at toning up.

Make sure you do this to BOTH legs... especially if you're a guy. Ruining only one leg will make you feel as if you're recovering from elephantitis.

Why especially the guys? Uh... it's a matter of junk and it's positioning. Just sayin'.

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 22, 2005 05:21 AM

Does that go along with the "cutting the pizza into only 2 slices" thing?


I'm thinkin' you ought to write a book - Drunken Wisdom's Dieting Tips.....

Posted by: Tammi at November 22, 2005 07:13 AM

thanks, always looking for a way to make myself feel slender. I am going to do this today...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 22, 2005 07:50 AM

I find going commando gives you the same effect without ruining nice unmentionables. ;)

Posted by: oddybobo at November 22, 2005 08:18 AM

Hilarious! And *my* kind of diet! :)

Posted by: Richmond at November 22, 2005 12:21 PM