October 08, 2005

The Ball Bash

Once again, it's that time... It's time for the 27th annual Turkey Testicle Festival, in Byron, Illinois. Just a few miles from me.

Bikers and onlookers will gather to drink, dance, and ingest the satchel stones of turkeys. While I may go over, I won't be chomping on nads. I will say, however, that I have tried them, and deep fried jewels are not that bad... I just won't add them to my "favorites" list.

While it may seem a bit odd, this emasculating event is actually... well... a ball.

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 8, 2005 06:17 AM

.. turkey testicles?... no thanks... have a ball, bro...

Posted by: Eric at October 8, 2005 09:51 AM


that's all I can think to say!

Posted by: Sissy at October 8, 2005 09:52 AM

The last time I was at TTF, I was eating baskets full of those little gems. I think the huge promotion of Monkey Cum shots that DeKuyper was pushing had a lot to do with it.

I'm SO glad I've matured since then.

Posted by: Marty at October 8, 2005 10:38 AM

So, what are you saying Marty? Should I meet you there in an hour?!? ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at October 8, 2005 11:01 AM

Well, at least they will be serving beer there! Right? ;)

Posted by: Richmond at October 8, 2005 04:40 PM

DH said if I take him anywhere near Byron today he will have to hurt me...lol. I've always wanted to try Rocky Mountain Oysters, so why not start small?

Posted by: Emily at October 8, 2005 05:02 PM

i had always hope that was a thing people made up... man i didnt need to know that was a REAL event, lmao

Posted by: talulazephyr at October 8, 2005 10:17 PM

Can a Turd Tasting Event be far behind?

Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 9, 2005 05:32 AM