September 29, 2005

He Glows No More

Santa Claus is hurriedly looking for a replacement for Rudolph. 'Tis true! Rudolph has joined the choir invisible, with a little bit of help from the Danish Air Force. Claus has been compensated, and intends to replace Rudy (now bereft of life) by Christmas.

I wonder if governments can sue the Danes for harming their economies? I mean, parents may not spend any money on presents for the wee ones, using the excuse that, "Santa couldn't find us this year... because DENMARK KILLED RUDOLPH!"

Well, I'd do it if I had kids...

Posted by That 1 Guy at September 29, 2005 09:02 AM | TrackBack

And all I thought while reading that was, "I wonder if Santa ate it, I know I would have."

Posted by: Contagion at September 30, 2005 07:53 AM

Maybe he should have called the mental patient who stole the ambulance and tried to revive the dead deer. He had it hooked up to an IV and used the defibrillator on it.

Posted by: Sticks at September 30, 2005 04:51 PM