February 16, 2005
Got Advice?
This is for everyone, but especially the ladies. I think you may be of invaluable service here.
You see a woman wearing... oh, let's say... orange polyester slacks. Very unflattering. How does one go about letting her know that she really shouldn't wear them... ever again?
And don't take me for stupid, and tell me to" ask her if her grandmother had left her those pants in her will."
It didn't work so well the first time.
*replaces raw steak on swollen eye*
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