February 01, 2008

Stink

Whoa!!!

I just found a container, in my lunch box, that had held tuna helper. It's been in there for a little over a week. I knew it was going to be nasty, but I had no idea what to expect. Criminy...

As I popped the lid (it smelled like a frickin' litterbox, just after Toonces had dropped a duece), I had a revelation: cat shit reeks the way it does because of fish... especially tuna.

'Course, then I realized that I was overthinking it, and that cat shit stinks because it's shit...

Posted by That 1 Guy at February 1, 2008 07:10 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Eeeewwwww!!! I wouldn't have even opened it. I would have just chucked the whole thing. :P

Posted by: Richmond at February 1, 2008 07:20 AM

**shaking head

I'm soooo worried about you. Really. On more levels than I care to expand on in a comments section....but DUDE? Tuna Helper? Leftovers? WTF are you doin' out there?!?!?! gah....

and so you know....the only thing worse smelling than cat shit is left over tuna.

blech. yick. damn.....I can almost smell that from here!!!

oh, and YOU? Overthinking something? huh. whoda thunk? ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at February 1, 2008 08:06 AM

LOL.. simply amazing the scientific revelations that occur when one cleans out unrefrigerated week old food containers.
;-)

Posted by: Anna at February 1, 2008 12:06 PM

Wise beyond measure, my friend. I don't own a cat, but I'm prepared to take your word for it!

Posted by: LBB at February 1, 2008 12:24 PM

NASTY! I would of just thrown it away with out opening it.

Posted by: Maeve at February 1, 2008 02:25 PM

bahahahahahahaha nice!

Posted by: 'cuz at February 1, 2008 03:46 PM

ewwwwwwww

Posted by: awtm at February 1, 2008 07:30 PM

i love that you not only shamelessly ticked off some time pondering the many shades and nuances of shit odor, but that you found more time to pen it here. beautiful memories de la caca, thanks bud.

Posted by: at February 1, 2008 08:00 PM

i love that you not only shamelessly ticked off some time pondering the many shades and nuances of shit odor, but that you found more time to pen it here. beautiful memories de la caca, thanks bud.

Posted by: SuperGurl at February 1, 2008 08:01 PM

"As I popped the lid (it smelled like a frickin' litterbox, just after Toonces had dropped a duece)"

MMMMM...whaat's for breakfast?

Posted by: Old Cloots at February 2, 2008 07:52 AM