December 16, 2007


One of the features of Gmail is that it features news and links across the top of your inbox. Sometimes, they have ads, too.

I noticed one today, and I laughed.

Ever Do A Colon Cleanse? - What is known. What is unknown. Real cleansing photos. You decide.

Photos of shit? Advertised? WTF? Who the hell would click on that?

Um... me. I couldn't help it. And as disgusting as it was, I ended up viewing the whole damn page. Oh... there's more. There was a link to more "testimonials." But I showed a lot of class and restrained myself...

That line is kinda funny when you see the colander of shit that is proudly displayed.

Posted by That 1 Guy at December 16, 2007 10:29 AM | TrackBack

Sometimes I worry about you... Can't you just watch a movie or something?? ; )

Posted by: Richmond at December 16, 2007 03:32 PM

Whoa...this is gettin' out of hand...saw something similar on TV, and now they have foot pads that suck shit out of your system!

You believe this shit?

Posted by: Mushy at December 16, 2007 05:08 PM

"foot pads that suck shit out of your system"

WTF does that mean???

So was the colander of shit suitably rinsed and ready to add to their skillet?

Posted by: Mark at December 16, 2007 08:02 PM

"...foot pads that suck shit out of your system!"

I saw this commercial, too. It's like those Biore blackhead pads you put on your nose, except these are foot-shaped adhesives you stick on the bottoms of your feet, while you sleep.

The guy in the commercial said it sucks all kind of weird crap out of your body, like asbestos, and mercury.

::rolls eyes::

The world, everyday, becomes an increasingly more strange place to live.

Posted by: Erica at December 17, 2007 12:18 AM

I am trying to rid my cruller of the image of some nutbar taking a shit in a colander to he could take a picture of his creation.

Elisson Would not approve of this misuse of headgear.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at December 17, 2007 02:41 AM

Good Gawd.

Not even the Crap-Daddy himself would ever stoop to posting those images. Excuse me while I go gargle with some bleach.

These "herbal colon cleansers" are a laff riot. They form some kind of gluey Cthulhu-like horror in your kishkes, and then when you shit it out, you think "Damn! That stuff really cleaned me out!" Well, no. If you hadn't taken that herbal cleanser, you might've simply crapped out a normal loaf instead of one of them many-tentacled Turd-Monsters.

Jim's right. Colander Borg-Man does not approve.

Posted by: Elisson at December 17, 2007 11:35 AM clicking on that link does NOT surprise me. Perhaps it's because of the whole Blog Meat bot fly thing from days past.

For the record, I am NOT clicking on the link. I'd rather remain innocent of such things.

Posted by: ktreva at December 17, 2007 06:26 PM

Hmmm...I'm startin' a band, named "Many-tentacled Turd-Monsters" and my first album will be named "I'm the result of one of those cleansings". Think Wal-Mart will sell it? Lead track on the album is titled "You're shittin' me". Track 2, is, "I shit you not". Ok, so I've only got a 45's worth of songs made up yet, but it's cold as shit in the garage. Hmmm maybe I could remake that Foreigner song, Cold as ice, just replace ice with shit. God I hate Mondays. Remake Sweet Emotion as Sweet Cleansation. See, this album things comin' together. Wasted away again in Colanderville. It'd kick weird Al's ass.

Crap man, I thought I was lookin' at movie posters for Alien for a minute there. I always wondered what a transporter malfunction looked like.

Somebody needs to take your mouse, and my keyboard. Hell, might as well take my whole computer. I got spare keyboards.

Posted by: RedNeck at December 17, 2007 07:40 PM

Okay dokey ... LOL, so much for finishing my lunch today

Posted by: Anna at December 20, 2007 02:44 PM

Ok, I'm cracking up. Crap always makes for a great topic...when in doubt, talk shit! Works for me.

Posted by: Niki at December 21, 2007 08:45 PM