December 05, 2007

Shitty Days Are Here Again

Started the morning out with clouds of smoke, low crawling on cold damp pavement, and setting out on a 2 mile hump to my objective... work.

Had to abandon the car in one of the not so nice areas in town. Set off with my knife in hand, adrenaline coursing through me. Luckily, just as I started to run (gotta make it to work on time, you know), one of the temps that works across from me spotted me and gave me a lift. I'm afraid that I'd have arrived at work puking the last of my guts up, should I have had to run. But I can guarantee you, I'd have made it on time. I probably wouldn't have been worth a shit, once there, but I'd have been prompt.

Speaking of shit, the only bright spot I could come up with was that, even though my day was shitty, it wasn't as shitty as this poor bastard's.

Posted by That 1 Guy at December 5, 2007 09:09 PM | TrackBack

Wow. What a shithead!

Posted by: Jerry at December 5, 2007 10:14 PM

It's nice that your co-worker was kind enough to give you a ride. He probably felt that it looks undignified for someone of your advanced age to have to run and all that.

BTW - If the blog is any indication, I suspect that the "bright side" of your life might just be flames shooting out from under your car's hood.

Didja recover the car back yet?

We need to catch up. I'll try calling over the weekend if you're gonna be around.

Posted by: zonker at December 6, 2007 01:06 AM

maybe you should have followed that first instinct and auctioned off the "demolition of the Whipping Post" rather than the blog.

At least you'd have had the satisfaction of blowin' the damned thing up......

Glad to hear you didn't have to RUN to work. That's just wrong

Posted by: tammi at December 6, 2007 06:07 AM

awe. sorry for your struggles, but i believe in embracing the suck. good things to come. really.

Posted by: SuperGurl at December 6, 2007 08:13 AM

Here's hoping that things get MUCH better. Sooner than later.

Posted by: Richmond at December 6, 2007 09:03 AM

Call guinness looks like he became the first human buttplug.

Posted by: hammer at December 6, 2007 06:29 PM

http:// www. ... redneck@... uh, oh, sorry, no more form fields to fill out. Got cha.

Shit we all think our jobs suck, but this guy has proof, and I know him, Jerry does too, that's ol' shithead. He comes from a long, long line of anal inspectors. I bet he runs to work too T1G... Some people just love their jobs like that...

The rest of us... uh-uh... not so much. I mean, were you really runnin' to shove your head up pachyderm's ass?

Posted by: RedNeck at December 9, 2007 07:36 PM

His name is Phil.

Phil Doe.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 10, 2007 05:38 PM