November 25, 2007


You ever wonder about the color of Gott? Seriously, I've never really figured that He had a color, but if you think about it, you'd assume that His coloring would be similar to one of the races currently covering this planet's face. Right?

Well, according to some, we'd be wrong in that assumption. Seems that more and more evangelicals are convinced that Gott is green.

Green? WTFO?

A little research reveals alot...


By Gott, He is green!

Well, I'll be damned...

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 25, 2007 11:09 AM | TrackBack

hell in a handbasket......I'm tellin' you, if we don't get these "greenies" under control that's exactly what's gonna happen.

BTW - the pic scared the bejeebus outta me.......I prefer to think of him as a nice mauve......

Posted by: Tammi at November 25, 2007 11:16 AM

You know, these moonbat peeps...they really gotta stop and get a freaking grip. I mean, do they SEE how redementarded they are behaving?? This is what happens when you combine evangelism with environmentalism.

I read in numerous places yesterday of one woman, in order to reduce her carbon footprint for the betterment of the planet, who went ahead and sterilized herself.


And personally, I always thought of Him/him as being kind of chameleon-like. Like, Who-TF are we to assign Him/him the color of OUR choosing, anyways?

Posted by: Erica at November 25, 2007 12:16 PM

Good grief.

Posted by: Richmond at November 25, 2007 02:27 PM

Wow. I didn't know Gott had a color. I just thought s/he was ... you know... there.

Posted by: vw bug at November 25, 2007 03:07 PM


Posted by: Ktreva at November 26, 2007 07:35 PM

Thought #1: Wait a minute...God is green yet I'm told Jesus was black. So frackin' color was the Virgin Mary?

Thought #2: Can we start calling them Crayola Christians?

Thought #3: Kermit akbar!

Posted by: zonker at November 27, 2007 05:40 PM