October 21, 2007

Dunkin' Drunkards

A Sunday passage about baptism, passed along to me via email, by Carmen's ma, and Tammi.

You know it's gotta be serious.

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "Nope. I have not found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, man! Have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 21, 2007 10:59 AM | TrackBack

bwahahahaaaaa... my kinda drunk!

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2007 07:51 PM

hehe. pass the bottle

Posted by: Michael at October 21, 2007 11:01 PM

Have you found Zeejus?

Posted by: Elisson at October 22, 2007 04:26 AM

hahaha! I love jesus jokes!

Posted by: at October 22, 2007 02:16 PM

Is this one of those posts that has a double meaning? Are you trying to tell us you're lost? :)

Posted by: Contagion at October 23, 2007 05:07 PM