Holiday Cheer

YAAAAYYYYY! It's here! It's here! Psychostick's new holiday disc, The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride is here... in my cd player! This is the bestest, mostest holidayest disc you'll ever get! EVER! Just check out their myspace page to hear "Jolly Old Sadist."

All of the tracks kick some serious ass, but I think my favorite is "Red Snow," a song about Rudolph.

My red nose the cause of all laughter
Around her I am just a goddamn chauffeur
Fucking Santa he's laughing he won't do a thing
choke on blood when you sing

My name is Rudolph, I am the saddest reindeer alive
But I'm gonna take control, I'm taking over the North Pole
I might be smaller, but I'm the meanest reindeer alive
Until I exact revenge, I'm never saving Christmas again
Red Snow.

My red nose will light up the red snow
Smell the air there's a trace of blood in my blow
There's another victim awaiting for me
Hiding in the debris

My name is Rudolph, I am the saddest reindeer alive
But I'm gonna take control, I'm taking over the North Pole
I might be smaller, but I'm the meanest reindeer alive
Until I exact revenge, I'm never saving Christmas again
No hope

The misfits from the island are trained to kill on command
The smell of blood excites them
Recall how they were condemned
These toys all shapes and sizes, devised clever disguises
The infiltrate at midnight, prepare yourselves
For a fucking fight

Dasher Dancer Prancer and Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner and Blitzen
Feel my knife on your throat and I'll grin
Put a happy face under your chin

Rudolph's gonna make you suffer

Red Snow

Beautiful... just beautiful.

Ya gotsta check it out...

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 4, 2007 09:44 PM | TrackBack