October 01, 2007

Punh Prss

You know thos folks that always hav it wors than you? Or bttr than you? Basially, thos that, no mattr what you say, thy've got a rply for it.
"amn, it was hot out in that srt."
"You think that's hot... I was up in th Yukon an th hat thr was blistring."
You know... thos folks.

I'v yt to figur out if thy'r ru asshols, or if thy just lik to har thmslvs talk an assum w o, too. ithr way, thy obviously on't hav th ourtsy to har you out. Thy only listn for that ky phras, an jump on it. "Oh, you think that's...." It's vry irritating.

I got stuk running a punh prss toay. It suck. Fuking things arn't th safst things in th worl, an thy mak m a littl nrvous. Not to mntion, th hight for th amn thing isn't vry omfortabl. I hav to slightly bn ovr to run it. Aftr about an hour, my bak hurts. I got to fling sorry for th guy who's bn running it. H's tallr than m, an h runs it for hours. So I mntion it to him.

"Hy, man... it's gotta suk running that thing for as long as you o. I on't know how you o it. Just that littl bit, an my bak was killing m."
"Wll, you shoul try running it all ay! That kills your bak!!!" Ummm... yah. I ould hav sworn that I just sai that...

I hop I'm on with that bast. on't want to los a han... as I'm sur h's on. 'ours, h got bttr.

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 1, 2007 07:11 PM | TrackBack

so what happened to your left index finger, bubba? No E, D or C?

Posted by: RSM at October 1, 2007 07:30 PM

er... middle finger, not index.

Posted by: RSM at October 1, 2007 07:32 PM

That is vry ool.

Posted by: Jimbo - PRS at October 1, 2007 08:23 PM

Yikes, I'd have to stay home if I hurt myself like that. I mean, how the heck could I drive to work without using both of my middle fingers?

Posted by: zonker at October 2, 2007 05:47 AM

The BlogCrawl was Saturday.

Posted by: Contagion at October 2, 2007 06:35 AM

Contagion - why you tryin' to bring the man down with your "rules"? :-P

Posted by: Harvey at October 5, 2007 04:11 AM