August 30, 2007

Stinky Cheese

I just made poop come out of my butt.

On an ordinary day, under ordinary circumstances, this feat would definitely not be considered "extraordinary." But given the amount of cheese sticks and string cheese that I consumed yesterday, this is to be considered a miracle. Probably not on the level of the Virgin Birth, butt in the anals annals of history, this reeks ranks up there with the best.

I know that some of my readers are expecting details, but I'm not going to get into the delicate fragrances, nuances, or the soft roadkill finish of this heavenly deposit. No textures or appearances. You'll just have to envision and imagine the pile... I've got to get back on the road. Kearney, Nebraska.

More on a later date... if I have internet.

I know you're all on the edge of your seats...

Posted by That 1 Guy at August 30, 2007 07:30 AM | TrackBack

Your blog has stunk lately, now we know why.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at August 30, 2007 08:25 AM

wow. Congratulations!

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at August 30, 2007 08:26 AM

Sounds like as long as we're not near the edge of *your* seat were okay...

Posted by: Richmond at August 30, 2007 08:30 AM

Hmmm... that was a pretty cheesy post...

drive carefully.

Posted by: Teresa at August 30, 2007 09:48 AM

Not to hurt your feelin's or anything, but Dude? Yeah, there's no doubt for any of us regarding your ability to "dish out" (for want of a better phrase) the shit. And, we're all GREATLY reliefed to know that the constant supply has not waivered........


Posted by: Tammi at August 30, 2007 11:52 AM

Huh. Seems to me that you're still as full of shit as ever.

Safe travels, dude.

Posted by: zonker at August 30, 2007 12:41 PM

I tried to alert the media, but alas, they said they didn't give a...well, they didn't consider this "newsworthy" at this time.

But I tried! Hmm, maybe the paper would be more appropriate? "Hello Operator? Would you connect me to the paper please, I've got an important alert!"

Posted by: Lee Ann at August 30, 2007 01:15 PM

As one who usually has to blast, I share your surprise!

Posted by: Mushy at August 30, 2007 03:57 PM

Best. Post. Ever.

Posted by: Tommy at August 30, 2007 04:59 PM

Clone would be so proud.

Posted by: KTreva at August 30, 2007 05:04 PM

No, not expecting details. You've done quite admirably running with that whole "less is more" thing.

Posted by: Erica at August 30, 2007 09:15 PM

There's nothing quite like the "shitting a pine cone" feeling. Thanks for sharing, Dude!

Posted by: Jerry at August 30, 2007 11:48 PM

Jebus, the key is salami cheese. The grease from the salami helps things slide through.

Posted by: Contagion at August 31, 2007 06:32 AM

safe trip and you had me laughing when I read this.. soooo glad my kids can't read it yet. They would want cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner!

Posted by: vw bug at August 31, 2007 09:14 AM

At least is was poop and not one of those 4 ft long tape worms that attach them selfs to your intestines.

Posted by: Maeve at August 31, 2007 02:31 PM

Sounds like a memorable log drop!

Posted by: Cappy at August 31, 2007 08:02 PM

Have you been listening in to conversations between my boys?

Posted by: Bou at September 1, 2007 07:32 AM