February 24, 2007


It came out a while ago, and I thought that I had finally escaped being tagged with a meme. The worst thing is, I had seen it making the rounds, and had even tried to do it, in the event that someone should stick me with it. I had no luck then, and I've had no luck now that Cathy has seen fit to shove it off on me. Seriously, I've tried to do this right, and do it honest, and it ain't working. I just can't come up with six weird habits. For real.

I'm probably the most normal person that I know. Hell... the most normalest person that you know. But I did my best to come up with something for you folks. I spent hours lying in wait, trying to catch myself in the act of some strange habit. Eventually, I decided that I'd try the old Spanish Inquisition techniques to extract a confession. I had the fish hooks and weights all lined up for my satchel, the vise ready for my fingers, and the branding irons heated and ready to go, but I somehow managed to avoid myself each and every time. A whole week wasted. I came to the conclusion that someone as prepared as I am cannot be anything but normal.

That said, I did manage to find two things that could be considered weird. First, is my normalaciousness. It is so over the top, that one might be inclined to think it weird. And it's always active, so it could be considered a habit. Thus, one weird habit. Weak, yes, I know. Deal.

The second weird habit is that I'm more than willing to hang out with a bunch of weird bloggers. And think nothing of it. And do it as often as I can. Frickin' weird, I'd say.

Sorry if this is a bit lame, but I tried. Now, I've got to get back to weaving navel lint...

Posted by That 1 Guy at February 24, 2007 03:04 AM | TrackBack

Oh, I'm sorry I must have visited the wrong blog.......

Posted by: Tammi at February 24, 2007 06:04 AM

Most normalest, huh?

Well, I guess being a deity and all you get to make your *own* distinctions. Good for you!

Posted by: Richmond at February 24, 2007 06:23 AM

Dude, I can think of a dozen weird things for you, and that was in 10 seconds.

Posted by: Contagion at February 24, 2007 07:14 AM

Man, you really opened the door wide on this one. I think I'll just sit and watch. hee hee

Posted by: leggerman at February 24, 2007 07:33 AM

aw, c'mon... I don't even know you all that well, but... nah.

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2007 12:18 PM

your secrets are safe with me.

Posted by: RSM at February 24, 2007 09:15 PM

Dude...you like...gotta warn people when you put this kinda stuff up on your blog.

It's gonna take me a week to get the coffee out of my keyboard

Posted by: BloodSpite at February 25, 2007 07:14 AM

Sorry, reverse psychology doesn't work on me. I'm smarter than your average bear!

Posted by: michele at February 25, 2007 12:55 PM

Are you trying to say that "being normol" is an ABNORMALITY?!

Because seriously - you need to come up with something better than that. Hey, why don't you take your laptop into the crapper with you to see if you are inspired by anything UNUSUAL.

I'm just sayin.

Posted by: ktreva at February 26, 2007 10:15 PM