January 21, 2007

The Path

cue church music

Congregation, please take your beers and lighten them. Today's passage comes to us from the Book of Libations 2:13-16.

And I came to a sea, which did overflow with camo and beer, and it was called Rayjay, which means in their language, Home of Many Rednecks.

From the sea did a loud roar come, smoke and dust following, as thousands of ponies led their chariots through battle.

Many fought, and many fell, and in the end, one digger of graves emerged victorious, and even he fell as dead.

And behold, it was good.

Yes, folks... I did indeed follow the Great Shining Path of the Monster Trucks, and it was good. And much beer did flow.

(Never thought I'd say that... about the show, that is.)

Posted by That 1 Guy at January 21, 2007 12:16 PM | TrackBack

"Rayjay, which means in their language, Home of Many Rednecks"...

Dude? You're just askin' for it, ain't cha?

And thats RayJay, just so ya know.....

Posted by: Tammi at January 21, 2007 12:59 PM

I always so enjoy services here... ::raises glass::

Posted by: Richmond at January 21, 2007 04:15 PM