December 31, 2006
New Nads
Nephews and neices are awesome, but it had always been a desire of mine to have kids of my own. I'm afraid that it is no longer possible...
My aunt has gone out with the rest of the family for a New Year's luau... I stayed home because of this miserable cold. That means that I'm stuck with two big dogs who are freaking out because of the fireworks. One freaks because she was once shot, and the other freaks because it seems to be the "in" thing to do. The one who was shot is a royal pain in the arse.
She keeps trying to climb up into my arms, and the few times I was stupid enough to sit down, she launched herself into my lap, crushing my satchel into little bits, and one time removing ye olde schwanz with a direct hit. Crushed nuts probably aren't going to get you any kids, but no schwanz makes things flat out impossible. I still don't know where to hell it got knocked.
Hoping that your New Year comes in better than mine is...
Posted by That 1 Guy at December 31, 2006 08:03 PM | TrackBackReminded me when I used to shower with my 2 and 3 year old son - it was easier that way you know. However, it didn't last long because once when my eyes were soaped up he punched my punching bag and brought me to my knees!
I think that's why one is larger than the other now! (More than you wanted to know?)
Posted by: Mushy at December 31, 2006 11:22 PMT1G,
At least you had someone to hug you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year, Big Guy with No Nads!!!
Happiest of New Years.
Posted by: vw bug at January 1, 2007 09:03 AM.. yowch.....
Posted by: Eric at January 1, 2007 03:26 PMhttp://www.boingboing.net/2006/09/18/tale_of_the_first_pe.html
Posted by: Harvey at January 2, 2007 02:41 AMHappy New Year to ya, hope you recovered!
Posted by: Gigi at January 6, 2007 04:41 PM
