December 07, 2006

Early Present...

An early Christmas present? Got home yesterday to find that both Tammi and Jerry had sent me some important news... Jennifer Aniston is single again.

Could be that Santa was trying to hook me up... that'd be cool. But just 'cause she's single doesn't mean that she'll wise up and come after me... I'm needing some help there, Fat Man. Maybe she just doesn't know how serious I am... have her give me a call. I can't call her anymore.


No, she's not praying to me... though that is what it looks like, isn't it?

Posted by That 1 Guy at December 7, 2006 08:43 AM | TrackBack

Actually, it looks like her boob is hanging out. Get that girl a bra!

Posted by: oddybobo at December 7, 2006 09:24 AM

And she has a huge rip in her dress or something. Did she lose a button? Maybe she lost a button at the bottom of the dress and is on her knees looking down... wondering where it went. Oddy can get her a bra. I'll get her some buttons...

Posted by: Bou at December 7, 2006 10:22 AM

Oh like T1G doesn't like the "no bra no buttons" look... C'mon. ;-)

Posted by: Richmond at December 7, 2006 11:56 AM

I feel kinda sorry for her. She looks like she need chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. And ice cream. Yeah, some ice cream would be good. And maybe some cake to go with that. Yeah....

Posted by: Tammi at December 7, 2006 12:02 PM

If she forgot her bra, do you think maybe she forgot her undies too? Britney has that problem. These poor Hollywood girls have so much on their minds.

Posted by: Jerry at December 7, 2006 12:15 PM

at least she isn't showing her "package this time"....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 7, 2006 02:07 PM

The first thing I thought of this morning when I heard on the news that she's single again was "oh T1G has another chance"

Chance in hell ya, but another chance.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at December 7, 2006 02:28 PM

Santa sent you a present.

Posted by: sticks at December 7, 2006 04:55 PM

I don't know... maybe she'll be the next to jump on the Tom Cruise or Charlie Sheen train.

Posted by: Contagion at December 7, 2006 05:15 PM

Opps, my ping worked about as well as your trackbacks.

I heard a rumor Jennifer was recently seen in Fritz's with her new boyfriend.


Posted by: sticks at December 7, 2006 05:38 PM

Haha QW. That is exactly what I thought this morning!!!

Posted by: Sissy at December 7, 2006 05:47 PM

Hey, I hear Britney is single again too...if you want to go sl*mming!

Posted by: Shawn at December 9, 2006 05:31 PM