December 03, 2006

A Suggestion

Hey, Jolly Old Dude,

I do trust you, but just in case...

I could sure use one of these.


Posted by That 1 Guy at December 3, 2006 05:22 PM | TrackBack

what are you going to shoot sharks?

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 3, 2006 05:44 PM

You'll shoot your eye out!

Posted by: Tammi at December 3, 2006 05:56 PM

Yeah, You'll shoot your eye out!

Posted by: Contagion at December 3, 2006 06:47 PM

maybe you'll get a great big Bunny Suit instead!

Posted by: Bou at December 3, 2006 06:55 PM

For $1,000 bucks it better come with one of these too

Posted by: BloodSpite at December 4, 2006 08:36 AM

I've got the full-size USP sittin' right here. Which means that I was an extra-specially good boy last year. (I'd have gotten the compact but it just felt too small for my hands. I'm always afraid that the slide will catch that piece of flesh between my index finger and thumb.)

Posted by: zonker at December 4, 2006 09:48 AM

I think you need shorts instead... *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at December 4, 2006 11:37 AM

"Hey Joe"

Hey Joe, where you goin with that money in your hand?
I'm goin downtown, buy me a blue steel 44.
Hey Joe, where you goin with that gun in your hand?
I'm goin downtown find my baby she's been running with another man.

Hey Joe I heard you shot your lady down.
Yes I did I shot her just like I said.

Hey Joe where you gonna run to now?
I'm goin way down south where I can be free.
Ain't no hangman puttin' no noose around me.

Posted by: Jerry at December 4, 2006 02:45 PM

Wow. Jerry is a HUGE ray of sunshine! Don't be shootin' your lady down, Joe. You can't get much further south than you are right now. Just sayin'!

Posted by: Bou at December 4, 2006 04:51 PM

You sure are sucking up! Hope it works.

Posted by: Mushy at December 4, 2006 08:57 PM

Get the
Springfield XD 45, it is less expensive and a better gun (just a tip for the man in red)

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 5, 2006 08:13 PM

I'll take two, or one and the Bunny Suit. No matter, that is a bad ride.

Posted by: Yabu at December 5, 2006 10:22 PM

Do you think Santa would bring me one too?

Posted by: Carmen at December 6, 2006 04:34 PM

If it doesn't fit, can I have it? ;)

Posted by: jimmyb at December 7, 2006 12:41 PM

Wouldn't mind having one myself..I bet just the noise alone would keep the cats out of the rose beds. But a little out of my price range..about six hundred bucks out..

Posted by: GUYK at December 9, 2006 08:28 AM