December 02, 2006

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been too frickin' good this year, with conduct far above my usual exemplary behavior. I trust you to hook me up proper.



Posted by That 1 Guy at December 2, 2006 09:53 AM | TrackBack

And what exactly is on your wish list?

Posted by: drc at December 2, 2006 10:08 AM

I KNOW you ain't addressin' me, yo.

Need I remind you of some fortnightly thoughts and deeds regarding one Jennifer Aniston? And I do believe that judge's restraining order has a few other words for you.

Posted by: Santa at December 2, 2006 10:34 AM

Yeah, you're too late Dude. I already sent Santa the links to my site that have gotten me on the "p0rn list". Oh, yeah. He's on to you this'll be LUCKY if you get coal. ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at December 2, 2006 12:27 PM

Now, Santa is a guy who obviously likes to indulge! He knows you've been good T1G. He'll do right by you... (Just deny all of the other stuff.)

Posted by: Richmond at December 2, 2006 09:47 PM


[throws flag]

Flagrant bullshitting. 15 yard penalty. Remains... first down.

Posted by: Harvey at December 5, 2006 10:09 PM