November 26, 2006

My Visitor

Being a single guy, I'm not really used to sharing my space with anyone. The thermostat is low, the toilet seat is up, and I sprawl across the double bed. I've only got to worry about myself.

Last night, a bitch snuck into my room, and crawled into bed with me. "WHOA, HEY!" I figured to let her stay... after all, it's been awhile since that's happened. Big mistake.

She flopped around all night, kicking me, and took up the whole damn bed. Being stubborn, I refused to give up my bed. After all, it's my bed. But, by the time morning light slowly started to brighten the room, I was hanging off the side of the bed, barely able to sleep.

Pretty impressive for a bitch built like this.

And then this morning, as I'm standing in front of the porcelain (the bathroom door doesn't always latch), another bitch walked in on me... midstream. Talk about Kegel excercises! At least she bolted when I yelled at her. Hey... you can only be so nice.

I can't help it the bitches like me.

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 26, 2006 08:24 AM | TrackBack

You must smell good. GRIN

Posted by: vw bug at November 26, 2006 09:03 AM

When my bitch was little, she slept with me on a water about rocking!

Now I keep her outside.

Posted by: Mushy at November 26, 2006 09:46 AM

... dude, that photo of the terrier?... I have walked down that exact street many times... I worked in Arbroath for five years...

Posted by: Eric at November 26, 2006 11:38 AM

remember... you can love your pets, just don't LOVE your pets...

Posted by: RSM at November 26, 2006 12:52 PM

Heh. What RSM said... :-)

Posted by: Richmond at November 26, 2006 05:52 PM

You do have that certain quality . . . :)

Posted by: oddybobo at November 27, 2006 08:08 AM

All that hair... is she French or Italian?

Posted by: Harvey at November 28, 2006 05:58 PM