November 19, 2006


Greetings, my faithful!

Good morning, T1G!

(raises pint) Cheers to you!

And also to you!!!


You may be seated. This morning's devotional passage comes to us from the Book of Fermentation, Keg 2, Bottles 23 through 28.

"And as I traveled through the land of the buzzards, I came upon a four headed beast, and its name was Janiswilliebobguthrie and it did make an awful noise. Through the night, the beast did wail and shriek it's nasal screechings, and I was afraid, even as umoving.

And as the cock crowed, the beast said unto me, 'C'mon take another little piece of whiskey river all alOOONg the police officer station.' And lo, I was confused.

And I cried unto the beast, 'O foul one, what the fuck are you talking about?' As I had no clue... The beast looked upon me, and the fourth head sayeth, 'The answers you seek are at Alice's restaurant.' The third head then spoke. 'The Watchtower is what ye shall seek.' 'Whiskey River holds the answer for you within its amber waters, oh drunken one,' sayeth the second head. 'Where's my Mercedes-Benz,' asked the first head. And I did flee.

As I ran through the land of the buzzards, I found there was no escape, and the beast did follow. And there was much cackling and hippy music. And nasally whining did follow.

And in my darkest hours of despair, there appeared an angel on wings of silver. And the angel delivered unto me the key to mine escape. And it was called Eyepod.

And Eyepod did cast down the four headed beast back to the hell from which it did come. There was much rejoicing, and the hosts of heaven did heavy metal play."

Can I get a "Hallelujah and beer me?"


Thank Gott for technological advancement.

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 19, 2006 07:43 AM | TrackBack

.... amen... preach it, Brother....

Posted by: Eric at November 19, 2006 08:01 AM

so you got an iPod?

That's soooo 2004

Posted by: RSM at November 19, 2006 08:02 AM


You're gonna burn, but at least you'll have your music......

Posted by: Tammi at November 19, 2006 08:18 AM

Thanks for creating a companion piece to my song dedication to you. I was worried folks would read my entry about you burning in hell, and then they'd link to your site and find all this stuff about beer and heavy metal music. Then they'd wonder why Jerry was picking on poor T1G; he seems like a nice enough fellow. I knew the real blasphemer I know would eventually come through.

Thou will surely burn in hell. Amen, Brother.

Posted by: Jerry at November 19, 2006 09:54 AM

Hope it was the 80 GB version as Heavy Metal is...Heavy.

Posted by: Michael at November 19, 2006 09:55 AM

Wait, was this a story about getting drunk or getting a new toy... I'm confused.

Posted by: Contagion at November 19, 2006 10:25 AM

Oh my brother, I too fear the valley of country music and it's awful twangy sounds.

I loved it!

Posted by: Mushy at November 19, 2006 11:31 AM


Your an Ex-Marine with Semi-good taste in music.

Everyone needs to spend a night drinking Evan Williams and listening to Vern Gosdin sing "Set'em up Joe", at least once !

But we luv ya anyway :)

Posted by: BloodSpite at November 19, 2006 11:59 AM

the eyepod, great for ignoring people, although i find myslef wanting to dance and sing all of the time.

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 19, 2006 12:25 PM

Downfuckingtown!!! Brother

Posted by: Yabu at November 19, 2006 12:51 PM

You make church gooooood....

Posted by: Richmond at November 19, 2006 06:04 PM


Posted by: oddybobo at November 20, 2006 08:20 AM

LOL! Enjoy.

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at November 20, 2006 12:20 PM

Ah, the good ol' days, when beer mixed with synapses to produce the literature of the age!

Posted by: WitNit at November 20, 2006 01:21 PM