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Greetings, my faithful!

Good morning, T1G!

(raises pint) Cheers to you!

And also to you!!!

*SLUUUURRRRP!!!* BEEELLLLCH!!!

You may be seated. This morning's devotional passage comes to us from the Book of Fermentation, Keg 2, Bottles 23 through 28.

"And as I traveled through the land of the buzzards, I came upon a four headed beast, and its name was Janiswilliebobguthrie and it did make an awful noise. Through the night, the beast did wail and shriek it's nasal screechings, and I was afraid, even as umoving.

And as the cock crowed, the beast said unto me, 'C'mon take another little piece of whiskey river all alOOONg the police officer station.' And lo, I was confused.

And I cried unto the beast, 'O foul one, what the fuck are you talking about?' As I had no clue... The beast looked upon me, and the fourth head sayeth, 'The answers you seek are at Alice's restaurant.' The third head then spoke. 'The Watchtower is what ye shall seek.' 'Whiskey River holds the answer for you within its amber waters, oh drunken one,' sayeth the second head. 'Where's my Mercedes-Benz,' asked the first head. And I did flee.

As I ran through the land of the buzzards, I found there was no escape, and the beast did follow. And there was much cackling and hippy music. And nasally whining did follow.

And in my darkest hours of despair, there appeared an angel on wings of silver. And the angel delivered unto me the key to mine escape. And it was called Eyepod.

And Eyepod did cast down the four headed beast back to the hell from which it did come. There was much rejoicing, and the hosts of heaven did heavy metal play."

Can I get a "Hallelujah and beer me?"

HALLELUJAH!!!! BEER ME, BROTHER!!!

Thank Gott for technological advancement.

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