October 24, 2006
Limber
Alot of guys fantasize about having a gymnast for a girlfriend... hell, just having one, period. In a few cases, I guess I can see it... a newscaster back home is a former gymnast, and damn fine looking, too. But alot of these same guys also like contortionists... for many of the same reasons. This, I can't see.
Below are a couple of clips. This girl is pretty as hell, but I've got to say, with the exception of one pose, and I'll let you guess which one, it does nothing for me. As a matter of fact, some of it is downright creepy. Feet and head are supposed to be facing the same direction, but not in these ways...
Could be just me, but it just doesn't work for me. Hows about you?
Posted by That 1 Guy at October 24, 2006 09:00 AM | TrackBack... duuuuuude... she was a cutie...
Posted by: Eric at October 24, 2006 07:59 AMOh wow, that one position gives new meaning to "grab your ankles"!
I had one once, but she was no match for that girl.
Posted by: Mushy at October 24, 2006 08:29 AMT1G,
Yeah, that position where she peeks her head out between her spread legs gives me the "headless horseman" vibe. Peek-a-Boo. Stop it!
I think her back is broken.
Posted by: Ogre at October 24, 2006 09:55 AMOuch. And gross, but I'm a chick - what do I know?
Posted by: Alabama at October 24, 2006 12:50 PMUmmm, no! I thought I was going to hurl. Eh!
Posted by: Sissy at October 24, 2006 04:54 PMEeewwww....
Posted by: drc at October 24, 2006 05:09 PMI tried to bend my wife like that once... Her foot whiping around an dconnecting with my dick reminded me she wasn't that flexible.
Posted by: Contagion at October 24, 2006 05:15 PMYeah, men who like gymnasts never were attracted to me. I can't even touch my toes. I can touch my knees...
Posted by: Bou at October 24, 2006 05:35 PMOk I watched it...and the first thought was...
"what in the hell was T1G looking up to find this?"
My God..
second thing was, I am soooo glad she is not my yoga instructor
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 24, 2006 10:07 PMalso another quick question..
is pretty as hell anything like pretty as shit?
just checking...
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 24, 2006 10:08 PMGreat lookin' lass, but.... Bizarre!
Posted by: Seth at October 25, 2006 09:45 AMI think I'd rather be pretty as hell rather than pretty as shit. Just my two cents...
Posted by: Bou at October 25, 2006 03:13 PMDude, where the hell do you find this stuff??? I can tell you bro-in-law appreciated it though.
Posted by: Carmen at October 25, 2006 04:52 PMUmmmm... You may have taken my birthday wish "may all your women be bendy" a teeny bit too far... Just sayin'. ;-)
Posted by: Richmond at October 25, 2006 06:39 PMShe is capable of literally sticking her head up her own ass. She should run for Congress.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 25, 2006 07:55 PMWho says you have to have eyes in the back of you head...
Posted by: RedNeck at October 25, 2006 08:08 PMPerfectamundo!
Posted by: Dash at October 27, 2006 07:16 PM