October 05, 2006

Open Letter To Matt (McConaughey)

Hey, 'Thew,

How's it goin', brother? Hope all is well with you, and continues that way. I hear you're going to be working on a football movie, "We Are Marshall," and you recently auctioned off your 'Vette, and built a playground with the money from it. 'Tis a cool thing. What have I been doing? Nothing that would compare, but like you, it's all cool.

I've got a favor to ask. It's been rumored that Jen has asked Kate to hook you two up. I know... it's just a rumor. Shoot, they even called you shy. Heheheh... what the hell are they talking about? You, shy. C'mon. We all know that the "shy" play draws the women. Look at all of the women who are lining up for me you.

I'm thinking that Jen thought I was taken, or unobtainable. Hey... it happens. I don't hold it against her, if she actually is chasing after you. But you and I know that if she knew that I was available, she'd be mine in a heart beat. Just the way it is, bro. Maybe I should get ahold of Kate, and tell her to let Jen know.

And I don't blame you, if you're hoping to hook up with her. She's a fine, fine woman. But I'm just asking that you back off. Dude, you've got tons of women wanting you. (Um... so do I..?) Hell, I know of a bunch of women bloggers that would be all over you, given the opportunity. Hell, I'll even post a pic of you, and let them leave their comments for you. Check'em out, man... there's some very cool women there.

Do it for Jen.

Stay cool, peace out, and good luck with the new flick, brother. And just for you, I'll say, "Hook'em Horns." Damn, that hurt. Heheheheh...



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There ya are ladies...

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 5, 2006 08:17 PM | TrackBack

yes, baby, yes. this female blown-eyed would like to teach you a few things, mister matthew. bongo for me, baby!!

and t1g, i got all warm and fuzzy hearing you say hook'em horns. delicious. you are welcome to drag me into your love triangles anytime you like.

Posted by: shoe at October 5, 2006 09:07 PM

Ahhh, that sun-kissed skin, that rugged face . . . too bad he's gay.

Posted by: Oddybobo at October 6, 2006 07:22 AM

Whaaat?? Oddy, say it isn't so!! He *is* such nice eye-candy.

And here's hoping that it all works out the way you want it to, Joe. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for ya!

Posted by: Richmond at October 6, 2006 08:28 AM

I don't know who this Jen or Kate is but they better back off! I'm in line for Joe! LOL

Matthew has NOTHING on That1Guy - he's HOT! Joe that is, not Matthew. ;-)

Posted by: Alabama Improper at October 6, 2006 11:05 AM

Damn man... i used to like you.

Come on... You're got Chou, (aka) Indian name of, "gigglin' wet crotch for 'thew" all aflutter from the skin. I was ok with that, but then you had to drop the bomb...

I still can't believe you wrote that...

Say it ain't so T1G... "Hook 'em Horns"... GTFO. HEH? You dropped an HEH bomb here? May the Buckeye nose bleed god's inflict the infliction upon you again next weekend, and damnit, I HOPE Tammi drives... Take that bitch(T1G that is, for any clarification that might be needed, as if any was).

Oh, one more thing... I hope the Doc's a HEH kinda doc... For your sake.


PS: Stop suckin' up to Marcus.

Posted by: RedNeck at October 6, 2006 07:54 PM

With all that exercise that you've been doing lately, you may just end up being Matt's new BFF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoG6qlM40mc

Posted by: Jerry at October 7, 2006 06:50 AM

Matt does NOTHING for me. Blech. I'll take Antonio Banderas.

Posted by: Bou at October 8, 2006 08:06 AM

Here's the deal. I'll go tackle him....then you go get Jen!

Posted by: Sissy at October 9, 2006 08:34 PM

Oh, and thank you for the pictures.

Nevermind if your sitemeter says I've been here for 45 minutes. There must be something wrong with it.

Posted by: Sissy at October 9, 2006 08:35 PM